House Speaker Mike Johnson's Chief of Staff Hayden Haynes was arrested for a DUI last night after Donald Trump's joint session address of Congress. Zero shocker here. MaGa FamiLY VaLuES. - ThreadSky

Seize his phone. That's where there's evidence of a bunch of creepy maga freaks sending lewd texts to Cassidy Hutchinson.

Don't even try telling me porn freak Mike Johnson wasn't part of the text ring.

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sometimesising.bsky.social•15 hours ago

They will probably give him a cabinet position

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evepick.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Was he out drinking with Kavanaugh and Hegseth?

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feralhousewife23.bsky.social•1 hour ago

They will just say, “ who hasn’t had a dui”, “ we believe in giving people second chances”. Lol 😂 well me I have never gotten a dui cause I’m an adult and know not to drive drunk. It is pretty easy thing to do unless you are a feckless alcoholic.

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marktd63.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Looks like a DUI hire.

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graveyardblues.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Looks like J.D. Vance with glasses.

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lisachambers55.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I bet thousands were drunk last night but hopefully they stayed home or took an UBER. And working for Mike Johnson, I’d have to give up driving all together.

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blondbomber.bsky.social•7 hours ago

“The only thing worse than a liar is a liar who is also a hypocrite!”…Tennessee Williams.

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lifebejuled.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Another DUI hire! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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rastafreedom.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Could been worse, he could have been arrested for child molestatiom.

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sigonellapc3.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Even worse: Mike Johnson’s guest was a woman whose husband was killed by a drunk driver

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elizabethpgraham.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Uh oh.

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commonfence.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I'm sure MIke and him are deep in prayer right now.

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trifid73.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Another DUI hire!

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windyla7.bsky.social•13 hours ago

DUI hire!! 😂

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fighterofelon.bsky.social•15 hours ago

....GOP is hell of a place.

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wokefriends.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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bakerbrown6.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Bro 🤣🤣

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wearethetruth.bsky.social•12 hours ago

These mf in and out of jail more than the C O 's

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cbai970.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Fucking Criminals. deport them to Russia.

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dlf6845.bsky.social•15 hours ago

🤣

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ggthomas.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Glad he and all others arrested for Driving Under the Influence of alcohol!!

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magicalmess.bsky.social•1 hour ago

That man legitimately looks like someone who's scared shitless to come out of the closet. That was my exact first impression with this pic.

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teresa007.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth. They all look the same very godly ?

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drunkpotato.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Surely this is not the face of a man who would drive under the influence! I smell a conspiracy!

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foglightmj.bsky.social•15 hours ago

If true, will he be recruited by the Secretary of Defense for his office team?

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hookcity.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Drunk, crook, rapist, misogynist, wife beater, embezzler, tax cheat, traitor, hypocrite

What other requirements are needed that I've missed to be part of todays repugnant party ?

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leftknit.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Add closeted gay man to the list

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hookcity.bsky.social•14 hours ago

And pedophile, of course

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gtetonbeautiful.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Ketamine addict

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hookcity.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I forgot felon

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confusedpenguin.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Look, if you work for Mike the Moses.... There are jobs you just can't perform sober.

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damanonthestreet.bsky.social•14 hours ago

This guy looks like he has missing girl-scouts tied-up in his basement...

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servantkb.bsky.social•12 hours ago

♥️👍♥️👍♥️👍♥️👍♥️👍

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evebaby24.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Gotta love those alcoholic, drug addicted, sex offender, Christian Republicans!

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leonacord.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He looks like the kid of guy who has kiddie porn on his laptop

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calleigh13.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Can you blame him? Not to say he should have been driving. But the guy was just trying to drink away all those lies he heard.

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suzai.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Why do they always have the most wanna-punch-you-in-the-face names?

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wabbisabbi.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Why can't these people literally crash & burn ❤️‍🔥

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jacksontattooco.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I'm sure the orange shitbag will be firing up the pardon pen for yet another republican criminal

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jennydem.bsky.social•9 minutes ago

DUI hire.Bet they were all wasted the way they all acted-screaming, yelling and singing like they were at a freaking rock concert 🤬🤬🤬

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fullmetalrainman.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Nothing says celebrating owning the libs after SOTU like getting behind the wheel of a car while intoxicated unless you can also sneak in underage SA and hit a trans pedestrian

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hey.rupert.murdochbait.click•13 hours ago

Dumb, Unqualified and Ignorant.

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lakerider.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Wait till the good people of Shreveport find out.

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goldenozaru.bsky.social•15 hours ago

My money is on too many Pina Coladas

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dendromecon.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Master race, all bow down.

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stacyseven.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You have to get drunk to work for someone as vile and smugfaced as Mike Johnson.

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bamps.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Pete pouring stiff ones last night.

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nowsentient.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The carnival never ends

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sforgosh.bsky.social•36 minutes ago

I’m sure that Susan Collins gave him a stern talking to

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laguardiasghost.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He had to take a shot every time Trump lied.

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sachikarla.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Is he a pedo pastor too ???
Mike likes his Christian pastors….

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padresmellon.bsky.social•13 hours ago

All lying fakes

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sisrainbowunicorn.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Damn DUI hires.

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p-mk.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Your Republican Party drunks and thieves.

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robocopperpot.bsky.social•29 minutes ago

If you hadn't said dui I would of guessed a sexual offence and not been surprised.....it's the modern m.o these days

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wiscolady.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It will be dropped in a flash.

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deemarie6.bsky.social•10 hours ago

He backed into a police car, no less.

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kparent.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I thought it is Mikey

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antidictatorship.bsky.social•14 hours ago

That officer’s life is in danger now.

Just wait. Incoming expose.

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tamjomi.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He probably tried to bribe the cop too.

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anygothings.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Why do they all look like this? Round faces. Fake psycho smiles. Receding hairlines. Just your typical gross Republican man.

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peregrinamom-sandy.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Well to be fair, after the SOTU he had no choice but to get plastered. Probably overwhelmed by the number of lies his boss supported.

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blackbelt010.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Drinking in the Speakers office. Johnson didn't know he had a drinking problem?
Johnson the Christian God fearing Lunatic. Resign Speaker! Step-down

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rossanori.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Johnson needs a Drinking Monitor to go with his Porn Monitor

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personaluse.bsky.social•14 hours ago

All the Presidents drunks💀

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mr-john-b.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I fucking hate these people. Sorry for the language.

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theghostwitthmost.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You are 100% correct for your use of language!!! Fuck those people!! 😁

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mississippi-beans.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Nah don't apologize. These people deserve to die.

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erbwayne.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Ya know Don and Don Jr were on drugs 🤬🤬🤬

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bluegirlredtown.bsky.social•29 minutes ago

Are they all starting to LOOK and dress the same now? This looks like Johnson and Vance had a baby. Just needs a little eyeliner

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madramblings.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He used to work for "Vitter the sh*tter" too.

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marsyd.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He looks eerily similar to Mike Johnson. Are they related?

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murphysgirl.bsky.social•13 hours ago

But he kicked out Rep. Al Green for expressing his opinion during the fascist rally last night.

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annettekotteman.bsky.social•14 hours ago

next on the pardon list?

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2s04dosrkzjd.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Fire him, why not, he can have a lot of company,

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splainlucy.bsky.social•13 hours ago

🤪

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rickjmartin.bsky.social•9 hours ago

They are all a mess.

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tinanyb.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He looks like an AI version of Vance.

Why do they all look the same? 😝

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coltranehendrix.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Another Republican DUI hire.

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denise-noy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Probably get arrested for saying this but me thinks they’re a closeted couple. 😏
They should come out and embrace their love 💕

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diffdrum1.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Maybe he was doing a shot every time trump lied…

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gtetonbeautiful.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He'd be dead.

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plopseven.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Johnson will sit back and watch the president threaten sovereign nations, laugh, and then stick up for his staffer who loved this fascist shit so much that he got plastered and behind the wheel of a vehicle.

These are literally the worst people on the planet colluding with one another.

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rationalpear.bsky.social•14 hours ago

no worries. he knows a guy who knows a guy. charges will be dropped soon.

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grizliz.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Ted Cruz's dad

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snibol.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He will get off scot free

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mcdonaldbucket.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Was he hangin' with Hedgie?

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joaquinmurrietta.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Trump will pardon him...

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knittwist.bsky.social•2 hours ago

How?

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wessoman.bsky.social•10 hours ago

He looks like the result of a bizarre experiment where they made a baby out of the genetic material of Ted Cruz crossed with Ed Grimley.

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cechurchill.bsky.social•15 hours ago

This will sound rude, but he looks like his face was randomly put together with an identikit …

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bside19.bsky.social•14 hours ago

GOP response will be something to the affect of “all of us make mistakes, no one is perfect except our lord and savior.”

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hagenpaws.bsky.social•10 hours ago

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magicmiler.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He has a punchable face.
Repeatedly.

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artofbehavior.bsky.social•10 hours ago

JD Vance’s brother.

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cowl.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It puts the lotion in the basket…

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julian-can.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I suspect there were a couple of, 'do you know who I am's ' and 'you're gonna lose your job you know that's '

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solotraveler66.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Or hey how about you don’t give me a ticket and I give you a cabinet position?

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sosueme2.bsky.social•14 hours ago

So that SOTU drove him to drink.

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oraleigh.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Wonderful. Was Hegseth with him?

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wilmachado.bsky.social•8 hours ago

He must not be “worthy” of his job…

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castanton.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I can understand why someone might get drunk after watching Trump's speech. I don't understand driving after getting drunk though.

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lilboopsy.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Do as we say, not as we do.

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sal212w.bsky.social•5 hours ago

he got soooooo turnt

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conscientiousice.bsky.social•15 hours ago

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djchamp.bsky.social•15 hours ago

And he will keep his job with no consequences. Total shocker 🙄

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abeaverhausen.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I'm curious if he's still his chief of staff or if he just goes into the pile of criminals that work for this administration

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ohewe2.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Was he drinking to a word or a phrase? Every time trump sniffed?

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putawomanincharge.bsky.social•11 hours ago

If I drank, I would have too.
Omg.

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tofuart.bsky.social•15 hours ago

"but, but....Mr. Jesus said I was good to drive...." 🙏🍸

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endeavorja.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Rapists, drunks, other criminals and the corrupted, are running amok throughout this R party and administration.

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jkus.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Was he with Pete?

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mississippi-beans.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Remarkable, a republican, being held accountable to the law? I'm amazed the cops didn't give him a drink for the road and a quick roadside blowie while sieg heiling.

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sergeblanko.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Strange how he looks like a Mike Johnson clone, is this a prerequisite?

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vagabond64.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He looks like a JD Vance wannabe

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gtetonbeautiful.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I'm sure Eagle Ed Martin will help get the charges dismissed.

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riolindamex.bsky.social•9 hours ago

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sdbikeist.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Wow - that is definitely the most Hayden Haynes looking Hayden Haynes who has ever Hayden Haynesed.

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whereitsat68.bsky.social•3 minutes ago

That’s one way to make it through the god awful “speech” to the people.

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enragedapostate.bsky.social•15 hours ago

We might cut him a break if his husband tells us he's not that kind of guy

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newfie63.bsky.social•15 hours ago

That's probably Biden's fault, too. Right, maga? Gotta love those good Christian values.

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pacbigmansoft.bsky.social•3 hours ago

What a fuck face !!!

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stephenil.bsky.social•10 hours ago

And odds are pretty good he won't serve a second or pay a fine. Regular Americans would pay up to 30k ,loose there license and never drive again.

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elizabethpgraham.bsky.social•10 hours ago

A District of Columbia court has jurisdiction. If this case is dismissed, they better get more funding from Congress or something.

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wokegrandma1.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Was did he have a mistress in the car too?

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rachelporter91.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Shared.

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lgorneau.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Oops he forgot to wait till he got home before drinking away his feelings like the rest of us.

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brooksie1.bsky.social•15 hours ago

He had to be drunk to stomach that shitshow.

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mame6432.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Was Hegseth with him?

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nancy1977.bsky.social•12 hours ago

No but Kavanaugh was. 🤣

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montanak8ie.bsky.social•11 hours ago

“I like beer.”

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mrsyg.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Gonna get a promotion I guess.

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easye666evinczik.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Drink, Don’t Think
Drive, KILL!

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bearly-notceable.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I couldn't do it sober either.

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mia1916.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Oh and I’m sure Mike is praying for him right now! Such BS

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christinebout.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers!

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old-phart101.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He will get a pardon

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spiceyhag.bsky.social•13 hours ago

I’d abuse alcohol too if I were him.

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iamagrip.bsky.social•8 hours ago

You know this arrest and case will just disappear

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tc0320.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Someone should check his phone.

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serviceman.bsky.social•12 hours ago

East that one of the qualifiers for his job

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kristif18.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Oopsie

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extndr46.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Vance snd johnson love child ?

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albca.bsky.social•13 hours ago

“Hayden”, sounds like a pretty WOKE name to me.

Is he gay?

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katewalter12.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I had the same thought after I saw his picture.

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noirnuit.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Does the FBI have official profilers for DUI offenders? Cuz, I’m pretty sure this is their sketch

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tweed-tremolux.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Wasn't he Hegseth's designated driver?

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winniqueen05.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I’d be drunk to if Johnson was my boss

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veevee65.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I also read that he's a porn addict so I probably won't send him anything in care of his employer, shitzler's little Johnson's, office, probably won't, well, maybe... some

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