I hope the stresses of his life don’t get to Elon Musk and he does something really rash that he can’t take back. I hope he doesn’t realize that nobody loves him and he’s the least funny man alive. I think if that happened he might do something bad! And I REALLY hope he doesn’t do that! I’m serious! - ThreadSky

stefanheck.bsky.social • 65 days ago

I hope the stresses of his life don’t get to Elon Musk and he does something really rash that he can’t take back. I hope he doesn’t realize that nobody loves him and he’s the least funny man alive. I think if that happened he might do something bad! And I REALLY hope he doesn’t do that! I’m serious!

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deadblossomjesse.bsky.social•65 days ago

I hope nobody goes up to shoot him in the street and then he plugs the gun with his finger like a cartoon and the guy shoots and his whole hand explodes

dendycrew.com•65 days ago

hes going to get in a contraption

middlerage.bsky.social•65 days ago

the next four years is going to be like we’re constantly in an episode of the Real Househusbands of D.C.

hugeproblem.bsky.social•65 days ago

He probably owes a lot of powerful and dangerous people money that he has no intention of paying back, and it’d be something else if one of those people decided to make an example of him!!!!

lesabot.bsky.social•65 days ago

Can you imagine if he figured out that everyone would miss him when he's gone, and there's only one way to show them that?

holdendisperra.bsky.social•65 days ago

Lots of happy and successful people spend the week of Christmas ignoring their dozen children to have days long flame wars on the internet. You’re just a hater

tsrhodes.bsky.social•64 days ago

He's gonna get hit by a bus and the news cycle will be dominated by the bus driver's name being "Pot Pie"

hammurhed.bsky.social•65 days ago

it would be unimaginably terrible if he did something like that. i pray multiple times a day for it to NOT happen. really really hope he’s not always thinking about doing it 🙏

slabs.bsky.social•65 days ago

I hope he's not taking too many pills. Or not enough pills.

meowshley.bsky.social•65 days ago

i would be so sad if he trapped himself in the eternal k hole

thecoolestguy.bsky.social•65 days ago

I disagree, but I’m built different

powerful.crabf.art•65 days ago

Happy new year to you and your estranged family, sir!

wetsian.bsky.social•65 days ago

Elon, please don’t listen to the voices coming from the pill bottles. No matter how much they offer a sweet release from your lonely and unloved existence.

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