Sometimes Conan the Barbarian gets tired of hearing the lemontation of the women and he wants to hear another flavor. Like: 🍊 orangetation 🍍 pineappletation, or his favorite 🍒🫐 cherryberrytation - ThreadSky

charliejane.bsky.social • 55 days ago

Sometimes Conan the Barbarian gets tired of hearing the lemontation of the women and he wants to hear another flavor. Like:

🍊 orangetation
🍍 pineappletation, or his favorite
🍒🫐 cherryberrytation

Comments

chfrom.bsky.social•55 days ago

So…like…melontation would be the exact opposite of this?

liberalhegemon.bsky.social•55 days ago

The Riddle of Starfruit

ericagm.bsky.social•54 days ago

Conan says the Snozzberrytatation tastes like Snozzberrytation.

marksofsatan.bsky.social•55 days ago

Late at night he watches Babetation

sff180.bsky.social•55 days ago

Charlie. Charlie, it’s late. 😭

kateelliottsff.bsky.social•55 days ago

I was just about to say this but I see you beat me to it

disastromatic.bsky.social•54 days ago

pnh.nielsenhayden.com•54 days ago

Wait, I thought it was all about the lamination of their women

mwdooley.bsky.social•54 days ago

He makes plywood of women? Man, I *really* don't remember those books.

Still a step up from Gor.

morselya.bsky.social•54 days ago

We are creatures of many layers... (*de*lamination seems like a fairly breaking-down activity, though...)

deneen.bsky.social•54 days ago

That's Conan the Librarian.

jelliphiish.bsky.social•54 days ago

wait, it's not about the levitatioon of their women? huh..

drwhen.bsky.social•54 days ago

This reminds me of the Reddit "No You're Thinking Of" meme.

http://reddit.com/r/NYTO

kipwilliams.bsky.social•54 days ago

Laminating was men's work at the garden center. Sometimes I'd be rolling that 1.5 mil through and I'd hear that trio of easily impressed guys:

"See! He laminates!"

"Aiieee! He laminates like-- like a demon of lamination!"

"(religious gesture) Never have these eyes of mine beheld such laminating!"

philplait.bsky.social•54 days ago

That's Cronut the Barbarian

stevebuchheit.bsky.social•54 days ago

This is the content that keeps me on social media sites.

felila.bsky.social•54 days ago

If you laminate women you can put them in binders (very old political joke).

heresiarch.bsky.social•55 days ago

Lamintations are great if you want to freshen up

dawnxianamoon.bsky.social•55 days ago

🍎 Appleation

jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social•54 days ago

Conan surveys the village, then leaves without a fight.

All they had was licoricetations.

joqatana.bsky.social•54 days ago

…if was chocolate covered it would be laminated…

tdarook.bsky.social•55 days ago

Enjoy the fruits of your labors as the like pour in

docum3nt.bsky.social•55 days ago

This entirely explains the Lemontations of Jeremiah 🍋

mxabye.bsky.social•55 days ago

I'm just imagining Conan becoming an influencer and pushing his own brand of Coco-nan quick protein energy products.

"After a healthy day of slaying, I need the quick energy Coco-nan provides. Chocolate not your thing? We've got Cherry Crom-ble and Pineapple of Steel flavours."