Lmao oh man I hadn't even thought about the fact that this is how most of the world finds out that three quarters of our essential systems are strung together with Cobol and Excel macros.
People absolutely are about to find out about the load bearing spreadsheets and their macros that keep government functioning from local to state to federal.
"We have determined that four secret government divisions have been running the Federal payment system. These deep-state actors are known only as IDENTIFICATION, ENVIRONMENT, DATA, and PROCEDURE"
Dont worry, I'm sure the fact that 99% of the documentation for these systems exists solely as unorganized, faded printouts on dot matrix paper covered in coffee stain rings won't be an issue for Big Balls and company, who are surely experts on system architecture originally designed for a univac.
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Thankfully, we collectively furrowed our brow and did nothing.
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