Man jerking off: Who the hell are you?!
Vampire watching him: I’m your sperm count.
Vampire watching him: I’m your sperm count.
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*follows* 🤣🤣🤣
Here we fuckin’ go with Friday.
This means you could theoretically ejaculate onto/around a vampire and they would be forced to count the sperm in your load before chasing you down
*follow*