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astonblake.bsky.social • 14 hours ago

I met my son today y’all 🙃

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scrappmusiq.bsky.social•13 hours ago

honorablekey.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Lmaooo smh

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Now I feel like a bad father 😩

honorablekey.bsky.social•14 hours ago

You are! Disowning him and everything 😭

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

He’s always gonna remember me leaving him at the barbershop 💀💀💀

honorablekey.bsky.social•14 hours ago

☠️☠️☠️🤭 sb: you are beautiful friend 😍

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Thank you gorgeous! 😍

ncred.bsky.social•14 hours ago

That took a turn real quick 😭

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

And did! 🫨

brilliantbeeh.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Oh she like em black 😭

sirvonchilds.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Lmfaoooooo you got kids out here friend!!!!!! Your children is looking for you! You forgot you slipped up before you came out them closet doors 😭😭🤭🤭🤭

astonblake.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Lmaoo not my past catching up with me 😭😭😭 somebody get Maury on the line immediately

sirvonchilds.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Maury: “YOU ARE THE FATHER”
You:

astonblake.bsky.social•13 hours ago

💀💀💀💀

bchilln.bsky.social•11 hours ago

This happened to me once and the awkward smile I gave that lil girl 🥴

hekateyamato.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Maybe he was your kid in a past life @astonblake.bsky.social 🧬... 🫢🫢🫢

astonblake.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Lmaooo so you telling me this little boy tracked me down across lifetimes?

😭😭😭

hekateyamato.bsky.social•11 hours ago

@astonblake.bsky.social or you could've been a father figure to him in a past life. Kids these days have a greater grasp on the concept of past lives. And if you were someone they loved in a past life they'll recognize you IMMEDIATELY!

kingofdskreets.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I’m hollering!!! 😂

shortribninja.bsky.social•13 hours ago

LMFAO Bitch if you don’t get your kid

francemothers.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Now what would she have said if you just took off with her damn son?

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Lmfaoooo right???

lukemj.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Gurllllll 😂😂😂😂

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It really had me in a crisis. Like do I walk away? Do I buy him a Happy Meal? Am I paying child support now?

lukemj.bsky.social•14 hours ago

It was the mother not saying that you were not the daddy that got me like “oh she’s looking for a new papa for her kid” run friend run

glenil.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Maybe this is telling that this might be in the foreseeable future 😀😂.

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I felt bad leaving! Felt like I was walking out of my son’s life 🤣

glenil.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Now if a teenage Black kid runs up and gives you a hug don't be so dismissive, bcus it could be a secret your prom date never told you about 🤣.

glenil.bsky.social•14 hours ago

On the positive isn't that gr8 you give out that kind of energy that a random kid would run up and give you a hug 😀😂.

hollywood818.bsky.social•13 hours ago

“I’m sorry I lied to you Martin, I just didn’t wanna move to Arizona!”

astonblake.bsky.social•13 hours ago

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

pettylabelle88.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Sue that bitch for emotional distress

blessedntatted.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Lmao man’s is hoe lol

nycbred.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Did she have that black husband cut? Cause there has to be a reason 😂😂

astonblake.bsky.social•13 hours ago

deronworld.bsky.social•14 hours ago

CLAIM YO KIDS CHRISTOPHER! LITTLE JOHN KAREEM PETERSON WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HUG.

astonblake.bsky.social•13 hours ago

This name is taking me out 💀💀💀

deronworld.bsky.social•12 hours ago

🤭🤭🤭

dreamofvirgo.bsky.social•13 hours ago

John Kareem Peterson is fucking hilarious lmaooo

deronworld.bsky.social•12 hours ago

it’s called blending of cultures 🤭

dreamofvirgo.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Then it’s you using this gif

deronworld.bsky.social•12 hours ago

sksksksksk 🤭

geektify.bsky.social•9 hours ago

At least it wasn’t some husky man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

jay-the8thwonder.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I’m hollering. 😂 not some lil white baby thought you was his daddy 😂. I bet the mama wanted him to say that just to talk to you lol. Had him run ahead.

astonblake.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Had that lil man on a mission! She really said “Go pick out a daddy, baby” and sent him off.