One of the astronauts stranded in space hearing eerie noises is the same guy I wrote about for ClickHole back in 2015 - ThreadSky

alexblechman.bsky.social • 201 days ago

One of the astronauts stranded in space hearing eerie noises is the same guy I wrote about for ClickHole back in 2015

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wonkette.bsky.social•201 days ago

contentapologist.bsky.social•201 days ago

hupiscratch.bsky.social•201 days ago

Ramirez is coming for your ass

csimmons21.bsky.social•201 days ago

Manifest something else, quick!

rthrtylr.bsky.social•201 days ago

Oh sweet because I’ve been having nightmares the last three nights and was hoping to have more, and worse. Nice one yeah brilliant.

dansome.bsky.social•128 days ago

I bet you solved Wordle in one guess all the time.

rich1068.bsky.social•201 days ago

Until now I've never felt any real connection to these super men and women that push all known boundaries and travel to space but I have a 2003 Mercedes and Googling "It's making a funny noise" is pretty much a daily event.

supermecha.dad•201 days ago

I don't blame him for a sec, he had to do it.

jetzzfan.bsky.social•201 days ago

This and "Major League Baseball is banning pitchers from giving monologues between pitches" are the best Clickhole bits

sealab2021.org•196 days ago

True story.

gregmachlin.bsky.social•201 days ago

That is one of my all time favorite things from The Onion!!

wildgorillaman.bsky.social•201 days ago

Internet users being funny to Apollo's gift of prophesy pipeline is real

marianedkelly.bsky.social•61 days ago

Alex...are you secretly from the future? Or are you living the same life over again like Harry August or that chick from Recursion and only dropping bread crumbs of your secret, forbidden knowledge?

alexblechman.bsky.social•61 days ago

I’m 3 precogs floating in a water tank

marianedkelly.bsky.social•61 days ago

So you're never wrong...but you occasionally disagree...with yourself?

schuldberg.com•201 days ago

Oh man that’s one of my favorite clickhole bits

nortonpearl.bsky.social•201 days ago

god damn ramirez

monkeymen.bsky.social•32 days ago

It's merely space scrappers dismantling the star liner. They will sell the astronauts as spaces or for food.

effectivenancy.bsky.social•201 days ago

space/witchcraft

fartsjohnson.bsky.social•201 days ago

Fuck! That's crazy

josephusbrown.bsky.social•201 days ago

The noise in the article is really damn terrifying

grudgingsignup.bsky.social•201 days ago

Old Man Wilmore trying to scare everyone away from the abandoned space capsule again is he?

gabbklein.bsky.social•201 days ago

This is hands down the funniest explanation for the Starliner issues.

liberationnow.bsky.social•201 days ago

fu-kung-panda.bsky.social•201 days ago

That's the plot of one of the episodes of Red Dwarf (Psirens S06E01). Available to those with access to BBC iPlayer (https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00bplcp/red-dwarf-vi-1-psirens)