Jackie Chan: I’m just a simple spaceship janitor! I don’t want any trouble Xenomorph: *hostile screech* - ThreadSky

alexblechman.bsky.social • 175 days ago

Jackie Chan: I’m just a simple spaceship janitor! I don’t want any trouble

Xenomorph: *hostile screech*

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braincloud.bsky.social•103 days ago

This made me laugh a lot more than it should have 😹

skippythekangaroo.bsky.social•175 days ago

craigpsutton.bsky.social•175 days ago

*alien bursts out of Jackie's chest*

Jackie: *rubs the wound really fast to heal it*

kieran.blue•174 days ago

This one surprised a laugh out of me

neilak20.bsky.social•175 days ago

Is this Alien Romulus? Because if it is I suddenly want to see that movie. :o

pandafresh.bsky.social•103 days ago

I would watch this movie once a week

adampknave.com•175 days ago

*frantically trying to buy tickets*

flakyfoont.bsky.social•174 days ago

Well looky here! What do we got? Some kinda Chinaman? Teach him a lesson, Clem!

optimstie.bsky.social•175 days ago

[tries to shove money into his laptop]

WHY WON'T THIS STUPID MACHINE LET ME BUY A TICKET TO THIS MOVIE

xavierck.com•175 days ago

As someone who actively wants to destroy the sequel industrial complex with a hammer coated in bits of CEO brain matter, I hate that this made me smile

jthomasalbert.bsky.social•174 days ago

"Viscera Cleanup Detail: The Movie."

It ends with the xenomorph comically getting a lot of tiny cuts and stumbling into a vat of basic solution causing it to explode.