Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh - ThreadSky

alexblechman.bsky.social • 64 days ago

Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek

Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh

Comments

jordo86.bsky.social•64 days ago

Who’s lex Luther? Gonzo?

retroninja.bsky.social•44 days ago

captainmaiel.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hilarious! 😂🤣

clownmoss.bsky.social•64 days ago

but who is Jimmy?

kittykittymewmew.bsky.social•64 days ago

No but this would be an amazing movie. Henry would probably adore it and go full bore

varricschesthair.bsky.social•64 days ago

In this scenario are the bunker residents Statler and Waldorf?

doncengland.bsky.social•64 days ago

I would only watch if Super Grover makes a cameo

bvielhaber.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yes… in some Justice League-like way

tomdollar.bsky.social•64 days ago

I wish my mind worked like that! 🤣

alexblechman.bsky.social•64 days ago

There’s truth in comedy. In this particular case the truth is that Kermit Clark Kent removing his glasses and being Henry Cavill would be a solid bit

indiegamelawyer.bsky.social•44 days ago

Dang, that's perfect.

alexblechman.bsky.social•64 days ago

Also the horrors of nuclear war

sunsetcrest.bsky.social•64 days ago

What songs would they be singing and especially the duets?

zazzyzazz.bsky.social•64 days ago

Up up and away
The news beat beats back
Up up and away (reprise)
Metropolis under siege

I mean uhhh water recycler’s on the fritz again

3k0bolds.bsky.social•64 days ago

Gonzo as Jimmy Olsen, and Sam Eagle as Franklin Stern.

allenbussell.bsky.social•63 days ago

I just finished “Nuclear War, a Scenario” by Annie Jacobsen - this conversation would have fit in very well.

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frickenchris.bsky.social•64 days ago

I would watch this

possumfiefdom.bsky.social•64 days ago

Gonzo has to be Jimmy Olson

weiskotten.com•64 days ago

I’d go with Beaker. I like Gonzo for Zod. Gonzod?

lemon-curd.bsky.social•64 days ago

Superman is Christopher Reeve!

kissingersghost.bsky.social•63 days ago

I loooove this idea!

kissingersghost.bsky.social•63 days ago

scooter obviously jimme Olsen, bunson as lex Luther with beaker as his trusty (if somewhat frazzled) assistant. That blue bald eagle dude as the editor of the daily planet

grouchyold.bsky.social•63 days ago

Sam

kissingersghost.bsky.social•63 days ago

yes thank u!

sweetcoffee.bsky.social•64 days ago

Have you seen the new Superman trailer? I didn’t want to be impressed.

loisanlane.bsky.social•64 days ago

I’m sure it’s spectacular

phoukaco.bsky.social•64 days ago

I would watch this. It would be perfect.

johnhazard.bsky.social•63 days ago

I’ve been rewatching Red Dwarf on Freevee & this all makes sense to me.

smfbooth.bsky.social•64 days ago

With all due respect, I don’t feel Lois Lane has quite the same appeal as Miss Piggy.

pogorock.bsky.social•63 days ago

Honestly, military brat Lois Lane has almost certainly HIIIIII-YA!'d someone in the face before.

loisanlane.bsky.social•64 days ago

What? Take that back!

otismakesmusic.bsky.social•63 days ago

I have decided to follow you on the strength of this post alone lol

hithereimcolton.bsky.social•63 days ago

Who the heck would fozzy be

morgonfilm.bsky.social•63 days ago

Lex Luthor is now two characters called Lex and Luthor played by Statler and Waldorf

sulaimandaud.bsky.social•63 days ago

What if Statler and Waldorf were General Lane and a buddy general instead

marigold54.bsky.social•64 days ago

I would pay so much money to see this. There's got to be a scene where they have to keep putting on removing the glasses in rapid succession for some reason.

theestshuffle.bsky.social•63 days ago

With an opening scene on Krypton with Statler and Waldorf on the council making fun of the movie and being glad they only have to do the intro?
‘Did you hear, the Swedish Chef said this whole planets gonna blow in five minutes?’
‘That’s lucky, I hear this whole movie is gonna blow for two hours!’

randyhermanlaw.com•64 days ago

Cast the rest of the movie you coward!

happyhiram.bsky.social•64 days ago

First they need Beaker as Superman (he has the jaw line) and second Cavill does sound like a French name.

ebharrington.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'd absolutely have that conversation with you. How about Pepé the King Prawn as Lex Luthor?

alexblechman.bsky.social•64 days ago

I’m feeling Lex Luthor has more of a Fozzie vibe

squalorina.bsky.social•64 days ago

Fozzie is bald when he takes his hat off.

jrhanlon.bsky.social•64 days ago

He’s too much of a perv.

michaelemond.bsky.social•64 days ago

Grover use to be a Superman character in Sesame Street

makapala.bsky.social•64 days ago

reminds me of the Wilma Flintstone discussion at the start of Red Dwarf 3 ‘she’ll never leave Fred and you know it..’

lynndriscoll.bsky.social•64 days ago

Go on

dfprovine.bsky.social•64 days ago

A Superman movie with all Muppets except Henry Cavill as Superman, Kermit being Clark and Miss Piggy as Lois, could be hilarious. Bunsen Honeydew is Luthor, Beaker is Otis, Sam is the President, Scooter is Jimmy, Gonzo/chickens are henchmen, New Zealand's boomerang fish are turned into weapons. A+