Completely understandable; we only barely tolerate them. Maine is just the hillbillies who were too weird for Appalachia. New Hampshire and Vermont are nothing but hippies in fleece vests with AR-15s and horse farms, both of which are massively less charming than even that makes them sound.
Massachusetts manages to tarnish the good reputation of even the standard-issue Irish Dirtbag Petty Criminal™️. Rhode Island exists. And to quote my Connecticut-born father, “if God were to give the US an enema, he’d put the tube in Connecticut, specifically New Haven.”
Ngl, I’m not entirely sure what the difference between a province and a territory is, so I just went with the punchline with the funnier number (11 vs 4).
I admit I'm an American who's not entirely sure of the differences between provinces and the territories either, but was aiming to build upon the joke.
Yeah, man, New England is kind of a great fit: funny accents, good-if-slightly-off-putting regional food, weather that absolutely sucks… honestly, Canada’s got more claim to it than most of the U.S.
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Yeah, man, New England is kind of a great fit: funny accents, good-if-slightly-off-putting regional food, weather that absolutely sucks… honestly, Canada’s got more claim to it than most of the U.S.