Captain Whiskers *clinging off the edge of the display*: "Brother! HELP ME!, Pull me up!"
Sir Licks-a-lots: *looking down, pats Captain Whiskers claws away and leans-in*: "Long live the Bodega cat!"
Captain Whiskers *Falls 2 feet*: NNOOOOO!!!! *lands on feet and looks up:* You BUTT!
Generalissimo Wolf, commander in the clawed resistance against parasites, in the Dog And Butterfly War. Commanding a crack team of dogs who follow, not just because they see a wolf, but out of loyalty to those long dead humans, that the Cats swear, the Empress will try forever longer to bring back.
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Can I ahhhh...
*inching closer*
Just ummm... grab a pack of the...
*hissing sound*
Nope! Nope! Absolutely did not need it anyway.
*slowly backs out of store*
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Sir Licks-a-lots: *looking down, pats Captain Whiskers claws away and leans-in*: "Long live the Bodega cat!"
Captain Whiskers *Falls 2 feet*: NNOOOOO!!!! *lands on feet and looks up:* You BUTT!
*inching closer*
Just ummm... grab a pack of the...
*hissing sound*
Nope! Nope! Absolutely did not need it anyway.
*slowly backs out of store*