Well if the last 10 years have taught us anything, it is that there is nothing you can't accomplish if you weaponize male insecurity, as long as "what you want to accomplish" is "make everything terrible"
This reminds me of a newly-opened pub @maureenbattsoprano.bsky.social and I went to where the utensils were so huge and heavy we could barely use them. I thought surely this is gonna have the opposite effect to that intended - isn't every dude in here going to feel like he's at the kids' table?
Also I have witnesses to the waiters reaction, @greenwell.bsky.social and @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social were there and can attest he was like, howling with delight at how stupid it is
As a man, why would I use a fork when I can simply eat with my hands, lifting handfuls of pasta carbonara into my mouth, loudly telling the rest of the table "I don't use forks, I'M NOT GAY"?
The real Man Fork (also at Amazon) only has four tines. It’s just a big fork. Where did this monstrous version come from? I suspect it’s just satirical in intent.
My son's a chef and appreciates all manner of obscure utensil. He would absolutely abhor this abomination, AND I know what I'm getting him for his birthday next month!
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it's the kind of thing that sticks to you
probably because of the extra stabbing power
And that’s a follow. 🤣🤣🤣🤣