when you do a big stretch in the morning and it feels like a sneeze and an orgasm and dying - ThreadSky

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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social • 2 days ago

when you do a big stretch in the morning and it feels like a sneeze and an orgasm and dying

Is this a single or doubles sport?

bonus points if there’s a little fart in there too

oh god yes, just a tiny ptht to give you a lift

just a little toot to give you a hoot

🤌

The good shit

"like" an orgasm? I guess I'm just built different.

wait do you…do you complete when you stretch?

*sits down with notepad and pen, puts on glasses*

teach me

[Morpheus voice] Sadly no-one can be…told what the secret is. You have to see it for yourself.

👀

👀 indeed

Puberty must have been one hell of a ride for Stretch Armstrong.

But u actually want to dye. Am I correct? Join the club, Armageddon

The holy trinity.

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