Happy Stove Touching Day to all who celebrate 😬🤦‍♂️ - ThreadSky

mcopelov.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Happy Stove Touching Day to all who celebrate 😬🤦‍♂️

Today’s White House tariff announcement schedule includes the time (8pm) when “global markets” will respond to “America’s renewed strength”. 🇺🇸

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rupertstubbs.bsky.social•2 days ago

Unveiling the tariffs the moment the stock market closes may be an indication of Wall St feedback on the likely market reaction to escalating a moronic trade war.

pauldimilla.bsky.social•2 days ago

AKA #IlliberationDay

rsavir.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think the mantra of this WH is to revel and spin every statement in the hope that people think they're doing good things?

leeobrien.bsky.social•2 days ago

Happy Piss In The Wind Day to all who celebrate 💦🫤

ringslinger.bsky.social•2 days ago

globewithaface.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don’t think I can remember a time where a global recession was so anticipated. 😔

rootwyrm.com•2 days ago

I think this counts more as giving the stove a french kiss while you microwave the silverware.

ryanfrishkorn.com•2 days ago

That stove ain’t gonna touch itself!

bskwitter.bsky.social•2 days ago

so, it'll be a shitshow as usual then

atlantadem.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://rulings.cbp.gov/ruling/N318538. Right now Viagra imports are no-tarrif duty free - wait till MAGA learns that their ED Medication is going to cost 25% more!!!

jackinec.bsky.social•2 days ago

I like the 8 p.m. update: "Global markets respond."

The idiots in the Musk/Trump regime think markets are going to skyrocket in celebration of an international trade war.

Their disappointment will be delicious.

grungehamster.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's when the Nikkei opens, and it is unclear if "the markets soar in anticipation of the coming economic golden age" or 'the markets crash in fear of America's ascendance" is the spin they expect to make (it will be one of the two, unless international markets mostly ignore it.)