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staidindoors.bsky.social • 85 days ago

one of the greatest stories ever told

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meegle64.bsky.social•85 days ago

banan

kodabominable.bsky.social•85 days ago

"the bananas will rot" they're the size of an ape; these are clearly alien bananas and should not be counted

glassbergnever.bsky.social•85 days ago

Putting this in film school as “show don’t tell”

samenrider.bsky.social•85 days ago

Man if only my grocery store had bananas the size of an ape

smashbro67.bsky.social•82 days ago

A story so nice, they did it seven or eight times.

deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social•85 days ago

AND THEN THERES CHUNKY

dominusdrex.bsky.social•82 days ago

HE'S DEAD

joopeydoop.bsky.social•85 days ago

going back into that house to get the extra life always felt so good too

milfordthomas.bsky.social•85 days ago

my child mind couldn’t get around this; u can’t hoard bananas dude, they’ll rot; what are u thinkin dk

jimmyjamjoe.bsky.social•83 days ago

All my ape's bananas gone

terraflareixen.bsky.social•82 days ago

ooooooooh banana.

endlessbeat.bsky.social•85 days ago

He found a friend along the way. Good for him.

mcclain142.bsky.social•82 days ago

I can't leave a banana out for an afternoon without it turning brown. What magic secrets do these Kongs have?

mithos343.bsky.social•82 days ago

The hoard is magical and K. Rool is a jealous asswipe.

adderallblack.bsky.social•82 days ago

don't blame me - I voted for Funky Kong

mithos343.bsky.social•82 days ago

I volunteered for his campaign, remember?

adderallblack.bsky.social•82 days ago

you were crucial to what was accomplished. your contributions were and are still legendary. you moved Cranky Kong left, it was astounding.

mithos343.bsky.social•82 days ago

It's pretty amazing. Do you think people are going to forget that I accidentally got Swanky Kong to endorse the You Know What? It's kind of put a damper on my career :/

hjsitfwap.bsky.social•82 days ago

K. Rool, the Robin Hood of the jungle, just wants to feed the hungry with the bananas the Kongs* selfishly horde and let rot

*one of whom is a known kidnapper

transmorpherdds.bsky.social•82 days ago

Can we talk about the size of those bananas? They're taller than Donkey Kong! And he's a gorilla! And Gorillas are big!

lo-gay.bsky.social•84 days ago

you forgot the part where you hold right

steven-dans.bsky.social•85 days ago

unrealistic. Bananas start spoiling 30 seconds after you buy them. Ruins the verisimilitude

morrisnormal.bsky.social•85 days ago

Becoming CEO of bananas is when Kong became the enemy

vanoreo.bsky.social•85 days ago

real ones can hear these

jasonaabed.bsky.social•85 days ago

Sometimes the sound track plays in my head, that and DKC2.

laxjohnny.bsky.social•83 days ago

No banana... Sad...
Banana stolen!
Get banana!
Many banana. Happy!

nexussapphire.bsky.social•85 days ago

Selfish asshole doesn't even realize it's going to go bad. Next time I'm going to steal them and give them to my pirate crew.

Scurvy has been a hit to morale around here.