I wonder if Schumer believes his own bullshit?

Hell will freeze over first. DC has a huge Black, Democratic population, the GOP would just as soon eat glass.

What else is Schumer gonna give away? First Amendment?

This is one of the funniest things I have heard in years

Schumer is a spineless tool of the oligarchs. Always has been. So is Gillibrand.

F*** him so hard for lying

Wasn’t a good idea to befriend Epstein.

I'm done with that stupid old fool. He should just fuck off.

Yeah, no

this is going to be another "so Susan (Collins) has trump learned his lesson" moment 🙄

Yeah right after I beat my diabetes with diet and exercise.

He’s living in delusion.

Time for new leadership.

The midterm elections is going to be an all out battle in 2026. Democrats need a clear message and it should be prices are going up. From groceries, cars, rent, utilities, and Trump, Elon Musk with the Republicans are letting this happen.

Rotfl!

#2ndAmericanRevolutionNOW

How?! What fantasy world is he living in

Is he delusional. Someone primary his ass.

and lucy will really let charlie brown kick the football this time.

@schumer.senate.gov is a demented old fool. Trump and his Gov will continue to steam roll the Dems and the 3 branches of Gov - unfettered. What a colossal failure

And I’m growing my missing leg back tonight as I sleep.🛌

Absolutely delusional 🤯

Nope Fight or FO

he on some bullshit so just grab that senate seat from him he tellin us he don't want it no more.

fuck schu

Geezus. Make another excuse dude! Like we don't know that you can't get that done. Fuck, even pelosi can figure this out you pussy. I'm sorry to be so vulgar but GD, we just keep giving up our advantages. This has always been a problem with the party. Seriously.

They crossed over to help cut trillions in taxes for the 1% and kick millions of medicaid

Chuck is maga

Time for new leadership.

F @schumer.senate.gov & his BS! We demand a new Dem leader! This one is a coward & DOES NOT VALUE THE PEOPLE’S VOICE OR DEMOCRACY! Done with you #LameDuckChuck #Coward #InDrumpfsPocket We demand better & WE THE PEOPLE deserve better than you, #LameDuckChuck

And how exactly is he going to do that? He just ceded the only power he had. He needs to take a page from McConnell's playbook when he was majority leader. Republicans are in the majority. Let them OWN the mess they made. When the Repubs are willing to work with Dems, THEN vote for bills/budgets.

Not a chance.

DING DING DING
Right again (insert pronoun here) Angry.

The check is in the mail 😀

Chuck Schumer is a fucking idiot!

Then pass the standalone bill first. At least Chuck could have that much spine, please.

He is part of the problem. I hate collective punishment as much as I did in elementary school, but it’s already a dumpster fire. So let it blow up in their face, he’s a coward.

I have lost all hope!!!😭😭 I should have known when the house left like, we not worried. What we gonna do?

Has he secretly been offered a Cabinet or Diplomatic position?

FU Chuck

Just like every continuing resolution gives them so much time to get the hard work done - never

Schumer is aligned with Trunp and Putin. @schumer.senate.gov you're a traitor to this country.

😡

@aoc.bsky.social needs to announce for his seat immediately

I want him primaried and out, now.

Schumer is a traitor to his party and country. He should be boo'ed out of office

I’m so tired of people like him.

Trump just praised Schumer during his DOJ speech.

Same old bullshit

lol. HOW

Does he think WE are stupid? Or is he stupid?!?!?

Schumer can standalone abs fuck all the way off along with the 9 other traitors

Fuck Chuck

Right? Trump and Elon are gutting the government and federal spending, where no cut is too evil, but don't worry, I'm sure they'll care enough to open the purse strings to fix DC while they are relaxing at home in FL and TX. 🙄

Schumer is not a leader.

2-buck chuck needs to retire...

🎯

dems need to follow Schumer along on his book tour and voice our concerns over his geriatric actions. Dem politicians aren’t afraid of their base but they are afraid of maga and trump. we need to change that by being more out and about

What is ... NFW?

I’m disgusted.

What a clown he is.

Thought that was under bigger bull shit for $800

I’m giving up on the current dems. They are useless! W the exception of a few. It makes me wonder if they are fine w it ax cuts for billionaires since they are billionaires. #FuckSenateDems

Schumer is a traitor

These are not normal times. He's delusional.

He’s a disgrace.

That's just insane.

WTF. Move over, @schumer.senate.gov. You are not anywhere close to meeting the moment. Perhaps if you cared more about your constituents than your gd book tour 😒

Not another dime to @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

#Schumer Listed All The, "Terrible Things Trump Owns".

If #Democratic Senators Do Not Vote Down This #MAGAGOP CR, #SEXOFFENDER #CONVICT #Trump WILL SAY, "And Now I Own The Democrats too, Schumer!"

"High Horse On A High Road"

NOT The Right Course For #America Right Now!
🇺🇸 🗽

WTH? 🤨

I say bullshit.. next

What is "re-opening the government if there's a shutdown?"

Traitors all of them.

No backpedaling placation! You fucked up, Schumer, just own it!

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.

Schumer 202-224-6542
Hassan 202-224-3324
Peters 202-224-6221
Durbin 202-224-2152
Schatz 202-224-3934
King 202-224-5344
Shaheen 202-224-2841
Fetterman 202-224-4254
Cortez-Masto 202-224-3642
Gillibrand 202-224-4451

Don’t let them forget it.

Has he been in a coma the past nine years?

schumer is dead to me and all 10 of the traitors can shove it

I was thinking maybe an GOPQer told Schumer that Trump had some evil plans for the govt completely shutting down.

It's a catch 22. Neither choice is great.

Voters chose to sideline Dems. Whatever happens, it's on the voters who voted for Trump and those that didn't vote at all.

Just the tip?

Schumer is dead to me.

And it’s today’s Daily Double!

Fuck Chuck

Alex won't answer. At least he's got a good excuse. He's dead. Ken maybe would. Senate Dems and Republican Reps no excuse.

Goddamn it!!! Goddamn it!!! Goddamn it!!!

Can’t trust the Democrats to stand for us. They are spineless. I am tired of hoping they will join the fight.

Schumer could not address anything. He is not in power, and I wish he was not in office, either.

You suck Chuck! Time for you to go!

Can we make DC and Puerto Rico states ASAFP?

If it’s any consolation, Trump praised the Democratic Senators saying great things are going to happen to America.

Or something like that.

One free application of KY Jelly for everyone!

His trust is as good as the Toxic ass in the WH: non-existent.

Why is @schumer.senate.gov collaborating with Republicans?

I really hope the Senate Democrats hold a new vote for leader on MONDAY.

You know you're a piece of shit when #pos47 thanks you for fucking America.
#Fuck-Chuck
From AP:

@schumer.senate.gov is a goddamn fool if he actually believes that

People need to storm Schumer's office, this is fucking insane

Yep. When is Schumer up for re-election?

It won’t get fixed

He wont be fixing anything. #OustSchumer

They think their voters are as ignorant of how things work, as Trump's.

JFC🖕🖕🖕🖕

Lets get less mad. Schumer specifically laid it out last night Y YES vote: with CR trump& elon CANNOT shut down SS & MEDIs. With govt shutdown they can OVER RIDE CONGRESS and do full shutdown of SS & MEDIs https://youtu.be/SJDHET0MAz8?feature=shared

😡

Well the House isn't there to approve it he's full of shit straight up.

Chuck Schumer is an old school oak-paneled private dining room elite donor class fundraising politician who is completely unqualified to meet this moment and must step aside immediately.

Resign today, Chuck.

🚨We can't depend on Democrats to do the right thing, ever! Will this wake up the sleeping & frozen US people?
🧐Time for a new party without the old Democrats' machine leaders, period.

Fuck Chuck

Blah Blah blah blah and blah says Chuck the Republican

How oddly and ridiculously naïve that is.

Democrats think these are equal countermeasures …

he is an old and tired Dem who still thinks politicians have integrity

IT'S A DAILY DOUBLE!!!!

Same as it ever was.....DC "stands alone." Spineless Democrats.

Because the GOP has negotiated in such good faith.

@schumer.senate.gov

Schumer is another ‘useful idiot.’ Time has passed him by, like Hindenburg

There's no chance of that happening!!

And, Schumer continues to delude himself into thinking that any Republican is going to vote for it or even allow a vote on it.

I stand with the House Democrats 💙 FK Schumer🤬

He already sounds like a trumpster

Maybe they promised him the penthouse at Trump Gaza.

He's a collaborator, and any Democrat who still supports him as senate leader is too.

In his dreams. TRUMPSTERS don’t know how to compromise and work with others.

Schumer needs to go NOW!!!

Who actually gives a flying fuck what that weasel has to say?

Actually snorted at this one lol

Fuck Chuck

He can’t fix a cat at this point.

When the quisling is emboldened by his own voice and the pat on the head given by Newsom and trump.

@schumer.senate.gov 🤬🤬🤬
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Without a super majority, whatever we would want will never happen.
JFC... Schumer needs to step down. 🙄🤦‍♀️

Idiocy.
Btw, there aren’t $500 clues in regular J! any more. 😏

Cause they have the votes.

What part of minority did he not get

@schumer.senate.gov
Trump, GOP House & Senate have done absolutely NOTHING to SUPPORT Democrats! Why are you Are you NOW bending the knee to Trump & DOGE? What you're doing makes NO sense at ALL! You realize SHIT'S about to hit YOU in the face? You'd better start thinking about retiring!

#ChuckIsASchmuck

What a fucking fool. He really believes that, doesn't he?

This is no longer Left Vs. Right or Republican vs. Democrat.

This is Rich vs. everyone else.

Schumer's net worth is around $84 Million.

👏🏽👏🏾👏🏼👏🏿

Ha it’s like let’s debating funds to repair a broken fridge while roof is leaking because all the “woke” roof tiles had to come off and the Tesla in the garage is on fire 🔥

Now the house is actively filling up with smoke and it’s all going to burn if keep ignoring the bigger issue: fascists

House will kill it 100%

Schumer says a lot of things. They are all bullshit lies.

Exactly

My 2 Seantors voted for this crap! From one of the bluest states in the country. WTF Schummer/ Gillibrand??? 😡

I was just going to say the same thing!

#ChuckIsASchmuck #DCStatehoodNow

Fuck him that giant POS

SCHUMER NEEDS TO STEP DOWN

Ladies and gentlemen, Chuck Schumer

I’ll bet Chuck won’t be holding any Town halls in the near future… what a fucking worm.

Wow... did this actually happen? I was with you, thought it wouldn't work. I'll take a happy surprise.

If they want their jobs back in 2026, they best listen to the person who knows how to play outside the sandbox!

He’s completely fucked his reputation in hours, he’s f’ing dead to all of us

Schumer? Schumer? Schumer?

I don't think he is the right man for this job

@schumer.senate.gov is out of touch, out of his mind, and should be out as leader! Let’s vote! Replace this guy now!

He’s not in a position to bargain. He (& the 7 other Dems) sold out to fascism today. He failed to grasp the anger The People are showing at town halls.

I would like Traitor Chuck to know I can get him a good deal on the Brooklyn Bridge.

He acts like they will just do business as usual. That's such BS.

Look Schumer is old and is just tired of it all. Time for new blood.

Love it! COME ON DEMOCRATS!!!! Go hard!!! Play hard!! FIGHT HARD!!! Start playing offense and quit playing defense! Get out there ahead of the ball!! Control the game!!! Our country is depending on you!!! If you’re not on it to win it step out of the way!

He’s delusional. Time to go Chuck. You just screwed over millions of people. We won’t forget. We aren’t MAGA Morons.

How? The CR says it goes thru the entire FY2025?

If he believes that, he’s just an old gullible man and needs to step down.

Just completely useless. Truly eye-opening how leaders in Politics, Business, and Academia have been proven to be cowards in the face of fascism.

The ducking national Republicans will block it. Summer needs to GO!

Fuck Schumer.

Schumer needs to wake up.

i no longer believe anything Spineless Schumer says

if you live in Socal come protest his fucking book tour in Santa Monica on Sunday 3/23!!!

Ewww sorry Angry. That answer has already happened and been fixed.

Schumer is Merrick Garland with crappy red glasses

schumer has no idea what he's saying. he says something contradictory of his own words on the daily. i don't want him to be the one even working on things with repubs. i don't trust him to do what's right for the american people. he must step aside.

From now on any sentence that begins with “Schumer says” will result in a laugh of disgust.

D. Senators MUST remove Schumer from leadership. He was way out of sync and out of line with vast majority of his caucus and the country.

,you mean Ken 🙃

I’ll refuse to come to Chuck Schumer assistance and New York should recall him and/or vote him out of office- which one comes first

More telling, they do this crap on a Friday before a recess. Before book tours.

They wholly believe this too will be forgotten. That they are untouchable.

Standard manipulation of a constituency they use to get elected but have no respect for.

@schumer RETIRE COWARD

Schumer is a schmuck—double jeopardy—
There will be NO September

Stop the bull 💩 @schumer.senate.gov
VOTE NO FFS!