me with that one pistachio nut in the bag that will not open - ThreadSky

robbedoflife.bsky.social•2 days ago

That dude just beat the hell out of that shell 🤣

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strength-integrity.bsky.social•2 days ago

Laughed out loud and can relate. Funny 😄

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dd9000.bsky.social•3 days ago

Only one?????

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drosgood.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just one?

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ridge.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is it really worth eating tho if you don’t split every one of your fingernails?

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tinotv.bsky.social•2 days ago

😆😆😆

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forthrast.bsky.social•3 days ago

darth I didn’t realise they slurped so loudly

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0gnomer.bsky.social•2 days ago

edible geode

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thehighsign.bsky.social•3 days ago

If the shell won't crack/ one must fight back

CLAM CLOSE

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darthbluesky.bsky.social•3 days ago

omfg dana
omfg

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thehighsign.bsky.social•3 days ago

I blame you, Darth

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blossombenson.bsky.social•2 days ago

Love otters. Live when they lie on their back and roll a smooth pebble back-and-forth across their chest. But this angry baby is damned entertaining, too.

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johnckane.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s why I get shelled ones

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fragboner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lookin swoll darth

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tcrowley.bsky.social•3 days ago

See, that's why ya gotta keep a pair of jeweler's pliers on hand. They have a million and one uses.

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leonryan.bsky.social•2 days ago

you ever bite on one just enough to make it open up a little and then pinch onto your tonuge?

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ikycat.bsky.social•3 days ago

😹😹😹 that is one determined little dude darth

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noisybrooklyn1.bsky.social•2 days ago

And then me, trying to use my teeth to open it, realizing that’s bad idea jeans.

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norbertschmidt.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/nancycomics.bsky.social/post/3lml7c57bps2m

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lauraapollo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pistachios used to have a much higher rate of failures to open.
New technology has greatly improved our pistachio crackability and enjoyment score.
Also, no red dye.

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flannelforever.bsky.social•2 days ago

Had totally forgotten about the red dye. What a bizarre practice it was. Good riddance.

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lauraapollo.bsky.social•2 days ago

My fingers remember.

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sam--2025.bsky.social•2 days ago

100 percent me 🙂

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teetemz.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂

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bennyblevinsfilms.com•2 days ago

His triceps must be shredded

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mygoditsraining.bsky.social•3 days ago

It sends a message to the rest so they know what will happen if they don't cooperate

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cupatee.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

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long-sigh-studios.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trying to find my decorative nutcracker in the Christmas boxes.

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skilletqueso.com•2 days ago

i used to have a small bag of pistachios every day as a snack and would judge the goodness of the day based on how many i couldn't open

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strayarc.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/autismsupsoc.bsky.social/post/3lkgbuxyhes25

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weary-mermaid.bsky.social•3 days ago

You and me both, Darth.

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lunatic546.bsky.social•3 days ago

I have gotten a hammer if it’s the last one. It still doesn’t open it always goes flying off the table🥲

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tallphoenix.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

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frowhisperer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hahahaha🥰

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sandyp.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fun fact: sea otter have a “pocket” under their arm where they store their favourite bashing rock

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friendpanda.bsky.social•2 days ago

As a pistachio aficionado this comment hit home as hard.

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rmcro.bsky.social•2 days ago

You use a shell of one you’ve already eaten to pry open the hard to open shells.

You’re welcome!

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friendpanda.bsky.social•2 days ago

What if there’s no seam???

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rmcro.bsky.social•2 days ago

Super rare ime. Those are donezo though!

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cpgorski.bsky.social•3 days ago

If you've got one handy, a 65 watt laser is pretty good at getting that last pistachio open...

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realroffs.bsky.social•3 days ago

I feel your pain.🤭

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northernsnowdog.bsky.social•2 days ago

And when it finally does, there is a fair chance the nut inside is rotten.

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sullygirl.bsky.social•2 days ago

If we gave them an oyster knife, I have no doubt they would figure out how to use it.

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leosstankytaint.bsky.social•2 days ago

My gods and goddess. This is WAY better than my pistachio opening tool. I hope they don't mind chile. If not, would you mind looking the other way for 3-5 minutes?

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coconutlizard.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cool

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ba55fr33k.bsky.social•2 days ago

.. they do the same with crabs its pretty brutal .. and the crunch crunch

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miaderosa.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pistacchios are delicious and all but have you ever smelled sexy pistacchio perfume?

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claeslarsson.bsky.social•2 days ago

My god!
I feel like this guy every day!
I just want us to be friends.
And to hug him.

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shafawn.bsky.social•2 days ago

I wonder if sea otters ever get hepatitis from eating all that raw shellfish?

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ohhyaya.bsky.social•2 days ago

Before I had a necessary surgery, this was me, all too often with the ridiculous Midol blister packs. I would always look back at them in shame, the box and the card and the damned foil and plastic, joined in an unholy matrimony in the bowels of hell. Shredded to unrecognizable tatters about me 😔

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samhain61.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂 That’s shellarious!

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sealblue.bsky.social•2 days ago

mood of the country

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demoscat.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why that one pistachio nut won't open.

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blossombenson.bsky.social•2 days ago

Buy 'em shelled. Ummm. Chomp by the spoonfull 🤗

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vegestache.bsky.social•2 days ago

Alright but wouldn't it be easier on the stomach if they were deshelled?

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vegestache.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hmmm, it seems my sources were wrong.
Ladder stepladder
Inflammable flammable

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vegestache.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sanction/Sanction
Dust/Dust

(interesting/interesting...)

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demoscat.bsky.social•2 days ago

That's how we buy 'em! 😺👍

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kevdog.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ve lost a couple of fingernails that way.

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yupp-yupp.bsky.social•3 days ago

📌 gotta show the wife this one. Our 1 year smashes toys on our metal table

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richardalbury.bsky.social•3 days ago

And this is after your thumbnail is already torn from opening all the others.

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corizz.bsky.social•3 days ago

been buying these picante limon Pistachio's lately, so good. And there was like 2-3 in the bag. lol gotta bite on it the right way. Wrong way, might loose a tooth! haha

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