Just passed a derelict strip club with a sign that said STILL CLOTHED and y’know, props. - ThreadSky

tkingfisher.com • 28 days ago

Just passed a derelict strip club with a sign that said STILL CLOTHED and y’know, props.

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mithras.bsky.social•28 days ago

My brain went, "Why does the sign have a lisp.... oh, wait. Ok, that is funny."

oldbluedoor.bsky.social•28 days ago

There was a plant nursery in Maine that closed for the winter and put DORMANT on their reader board and I thought it was funny every single time I drove past

vagablondviking.bsky.social•28 days ago

perfect 😂

wendyqualls.bsky.social•28 days ago

The one near me is named “uncle Buck’s Boobie Bungalow” and advertises biscuits & gravy wrestling on Wednesdays.

mulletbraid.bsky.social•26 days ago

...all I could think was, "what a waste of perfectly good biscuits."

wendyqualls.bsky.social•26 days ago

SAME

milesnaismith.bsky.social•28 days ago

That seems unhygienic.

wendyqualls.bsky.social•28 days ago

I have never been brave enough to find out :-P

milesnaismith.bsky.social•28 days ago

Sounds like a field trip for science!

bluefiddleguy.bsky.social•28 days ago

I love that sign!

davidlwest.com•28 days ago

Heh. I think we're neighbors.

kithrup.bsky.social•28 days ago

DOG SKULL STRIP

occasionalprof.bsky.social•26 days ago

There was a porn theatre near us growing up. The marquee always read “Have a nice day! See a movie rated X!”

robinbobcat.bsky.social•28 days ago

That was a much-needed chuckle.

wlfinchpclthng.bsky.social•28 days ago

Welcome to NE Heights

oldpines.wtf•28 days ago

I always get a giggle passing that place. We moved out here in ‘21 (fuck the state government of Arkansas, may they be passed from one iteration of hell to the next and burn in each) and it was like that then, too.

tkingfisher.com•28 days ago

Hello, fellow transplant!

stinaleicht.bsky.social•28 days ago

one of my favorite signs in austin was for a tropical fish store that was located inside a former strip club building. it was right by the freeway. sign read:

TOTALLY NUDE FISH

lonelysandperson.bsky.social•26 days ago

Keep Austin Weird

stinaleicht.bsky.social•26 days ago

[crosses fingers] we're losing bits of our weird but hopefully we’ll retain enough to stay weird.

or something.

tiffhudson.com•28 days ago

That may be the funniest thing I've heard this year!!! :-)

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