I know he publicly cops to ketamine, but anyone who has ever taken k knows that this would be an impossible feat. I think he’s been hanging out with lil Donny Jr.
wtf I know I have a problem with this stupid app and all my replies don’t even total what he does in a day. The level of internet brainrot makes sense I guess.
Comments
1800 ÷ 6
300 ÷ 18
= 16.667 tweets per hour
Maybe if we sneak a message onto RedNote they can save us. “Blink twice if you are a hostage!”
Tangentially, thanks for reminding me of my favorite viral moment of 2022. The adorable Tariq The Corn Kid.
https://www.npr.org/2022/09/08/1121544372/south-dakota-corn-bassador-tariq-corn-kid
Is that a record?
Can you imagine what a soul-crushing job THAT must be?
Assuming he never sleeps and never stops to eat or use a toilet, that comes to a sustained average of 1 tweet every less-than-5 minutes.