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neptunian9.bsky.social • 83 days ago

I should be able to give birth to cats & crystals

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feynmanbro7.bsky.social•83 days ago

💀💀💀

snazzysocksmoon.bsky.social•83 days ago

Who's stopping you?

neptunian9.bsky.social•83 days ago

A vengeful poltergeist named Zed

snazzysocksmoon.bsky.social•83 days ago

What a bitch

writingdcm.bsky.social•83 days ago

I’ll say I can’t believe Zed would do that. What did she ever do to him I wonder?

writingdcm.bsky.social•83 days ago

Zed, eh?? I haven’t seen a poltergeist named Zed in must be 20 years.

johnnydcm.bsky.social•80 days ago

You.....can't.....?!?

caldmurchfield.bsky.social•77 days ago

Number three on my Bucket List!

maxinepower.bsky.social•83 days ago

I mean, as long as I get an epidural. I’m not sure which sounds more painful. But if I’m birthing, like, diamonds then yeah I will grin and bear it. But if it’s quartz or some shit I’m out 🙅🏼‍♀️

love4boost.bsky.social•83 days ago

I gave birth to my cat, she came out 2 yrs old already, and she is purrfect

writingdcm.bsky.social•83 days ago

If you get to do that then I want to give birth to dogs and also crystals because badass I hope they are smooth like an egg

adamweintraub.bsky.social•69 days ago

The end result: A chain of gift boutiques inevitably known as “Frankenfreckle’s Kats ‘n Krystals.”

nappydolemite.bsky.social•83 days ago

Wish a motherfucker would

candysugarspell.bsky.social•83 days ago

Fr this is the first time in my life I can say I would always be preggo

maxinepower.bsky.social•83 days ago

I wonder if pregnancy cravings would be like straight tuna lol

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