Nothing will prompt you to make some changes like struggling with the sheer weight of your Chinese food delivery order - ThreadSky

thisone0verhere.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Nothing will prompt you to make some changes like struggling with the sheer weight of your Chinese food delivery order

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ever have them put it into half a delivery box and throw in a handful of chopsticks implying that your order is meant for many people and it's just for you?

nerdfactotum.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like you just need more reps.

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•3 days ago

I like the Chinese in this country have discovered we really like greasy food.

thirdzenith.bsky.social•3 days ago

It gets SO much better once you put that carrying tray in the foyer to receive the order better! 😜🥟🍜❤️

eeiibb.bsky.social•4 days ago

It only makes me lift heavier at the gym #kummerspeck #griefbacon

sandywolf.bsky.social•3 days ago

One of my favorite foods!

whyisthat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pass it on!! 💙

buggabootootaloo.bsky.social•3 days ago

When you get four servings of steamed rice to cover up the fact that the whole order is just for one person

gallomachisimo.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't seem to have that problem. I can lift far more Chinese takeout than I can afford to buy

harold303.bsky.social•3 days ago

Go to the gym, and work out, General Tao is always in command.

gnarlygeek.bsky.social•3 days ago

Careful with that sweet & sour sauce - it's hell to get out of the carpet or upholstery.

hepcat62.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sometimes they give me 6 fortune cookies when the order is for the two of us and, really, everyone should just stop making assumptions.

miksmesses.bsky.social•3 days ago

When they send 3 fortune cookies and you only ordered what you wanted.😭🤣

innhverfur.bsky.social•3 days ago

And keeping the hot and sour soup from spilling.

m1ssl1ss.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe I need some perspective and should order some Chinese 🤔

gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social•3 days ago

I had to get a more sturdy dinner table.

nanabarbie.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂😂So many choices!!! Eyes always bigger than my stomach. How about shrimp egg foo young, egg rolls, wonton soup, salt and pepper chicken wings, barbecue pork!!! OMG I am spraying saliva!!

valkyriekaren.bsky.social•4 days ago

Dumplings?

thisone0verhere.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mmhmm

valkyriekaren.bsky.social•3 days ago

Correct choice!
Damn, I want dumplings now.

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