YES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BUT SHE SAID THE BEARD MAKES ME LOOK “CUTE” AND NOW I’M AFRAID TO SHAVE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE A WISTFUL BUT DETERMINED SONG ABOUT HOW I RUINED EVERYTHING BY SHAVING DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT’S LIKE ANDY NOBODY’S WRITING A GODDAMNED SONG ABOUT YOU