Kid2 sent me this in a text “they named a fire after you dad” and I was sure it was going to be the OK Boomer Fire or the Fat Dad Fire or something. - ThreadSky

kenwhite.bsky.social • 50 days ago

Kid2 sent me this in a text “they named a fire after you dad” and I was sure it was going to be the OK Boomer Fire or the Fat Dad Fire or something.

Reposted from Domestic Enemy Hat

OH COME ON

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seassenor.bsky.social•50 days ago

Must follow, as you are my fathers namesake (KW not DEH) and therefore most excellent. Sorry about the fire(s).

beeblebroxnet.bsky.social•50 days ago

Did this start after someone shouted in a crowded theater?

drosgood.bsky.social•50 days ago

Only 20 acres, Ken? That's kind of. . . well, *small*.

sarahv.dftba.social•50 days ago

Similar to, but much more rare, than having a destructive hurricane with your first name. My grandmother and aunt both got hit with a pretty bad hurricane named after them.

ericblyler.bsky.social•50 days ago

LAFD really taking liberties with the Mr. KnowItAll fire.

kenwood3000.bsky.social•50 days ago

But I go by Ken.

cmurf.com•50 days ago

There's also royal fire. You use royal we a lot?

mistersqua.red•50 days ago

Just reply with "it's lit fam"

solisreport.com•50 days ago

The royal fire - what a respectful kid !

kmueller.bsky.social•50 days ago

Are those meteors falling ?

fenderputty.bsky.social•50 days ago

Was hoping for “Rove Fire” 😂

eh-i.bsky.social•49 days ago

So now not only do we know that climate change is caused by man, we know which man.

knilb.bsky.social•50 days ago

You know “Kenneth Fire” is what Trump would call you if you worked at @thefireorg.bsky.social

jitteryraptor33.bsky.social•49 days ago

They have arrested a man with a hand held blowtorch. The neighbors caught their the guy in the act of setting garbage and Christmas trees on fire. l

lordsnerts.bsky.social•50 days ago

Rad Dad Fire has a better ring to it.

Good lord this is bad. Feels like the early 90s and I was just a valley boy back then.

1wag.bsky.social•50 days ago

It's an honor, Kenneth.

15deloreans.bsky.social•50 days ago

It's your benzadrine

muzenews.bsky.social•50 days ago

Laughs in Gen X

soberjon.bsky.social•50 days ago

Hello large animal shelter. So pleased to make your acquaintance🤠

monkssnap.bsky.social•47 days ago

#Reunited: - so much land needs a man, where land needs a man, alone, after the #flames have taken their share, so much land needs a man hand to hand to defy #fire #Monkssnap https://on.soundcloud.com/qjapnofki9pdGgNP7

eeyor2100.bsky.social•50 days ago

😂😂😂😂

feralnietzsche.bsky.social•50 days ago

What’s the frequency

michexposures.bsky.social•50 days ago

121.5

skiskamp.bsky.social•49 days ago

I figured it would have been "Flat Hostile Stare Fire"

katvanzan.bsky.social•50 days ago

The Large Animal Shelter Fire.

drruthtomato.bsky.social•50 days ago

You’re a royal now? How de do, highness? 🙇‍♀️

giromide.online•50 days ago

"Mr. Fire is my dad. Call me Kenneth."

clashingflannel.bsky.social•50 days ago

bertonaverre.bsky.social•49 days ago

Just sneak a little "on" between Kenneth and Fire.

fiddlecatbrenda.bsky.social•50 days ago

😹😹😹 And LA EMD panicked me with an alert saying “prepare to evacuate. A fire has broken out in your area”. Thankfully it was sent to me by mistake since I live in Chinatown. This is nerve wracking….

ander517.bsky.social•50 days ago

"Kenneth fire" sounds like a Kenny G album

fawalken.bsky.social•50 days ago

I see a potential alter ego in Ken Fire.

ohnoesbleuciels.bsky.social•50 days ago

Quite impressive also of the WP to at the same time take at knock at your weight and criticize your clothing choices

That said, I’d copywrite that : “Hidden Hills, clothes for the ponderous that make you look not great but uh your best”

the-greetest.bsky.social•50 days ago

Gynecomastia is no laughing matter, no matter how hidden you make those hills.

jbplantagenet.bsky.social•49 days ago

When I had gyno surgery, the surgeon laughed at me. Literally. "You have boobs." Chuckle chuckle.

So I showed him by getting MRSA in the incision. Now who's laughing, huh?!?

jbplantagenet.bsky.social•49 days ago

Can’t get even a like for detailing my most embarrassing moment with a doctor that doesn’t involve Hot Wheels and Kentucky Jelly.

the-greetest.bsky.social•49 days ago

A bit of a side question, but since it's fun to play with other people's boobs, is it fun to play with your own boobs?

jbplantagenet.bsky.social•49 days ago

See the thing was, I didn't really have boobs. There were just little nodules in my nipple. I guess it made them a bit puffy, but nothing necessitating an accusation of a mammary nature.

jbplantagenet.bsky.social•49 days ago

To answer your question: Of course it was fun.

the-greetest.bsky.social•49 days ago

Now that's how you own a motherfucker.

jbplantagenet.bsky.social•49 days ago

He was like personally offended by the whole situation. Yelled at the hospital lab tech.