Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were. - ThreadSky

crocketthoughton.bsky.social • 452 days ago

Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.

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heyjessibrown.bsky.social•452 days ago

😬

cunexttuesday.lol•452 days ago

That is esoteric knowledge exclusive to the wielders of wombs and even we are only given to know when it comes time

vovat.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with benefits.

disneyschroeder.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with a baby, at 9AM in the morning

imdmingyour.mom•452 days ago

Why do you think they're "expecting" a baby? They can't be sure of it. Could be a weird goat thing that the town has to keep secret

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

This is a solid observation

dadback.bsky.social•452 days ago

"California pregnant" is when you've had too much guacamole

rosalindanne.bsky.social•452 days ago

Perfect.

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

I rI spect this haha

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Respect* even

sinisterbulb.bsky.social•452 days ago

Speaking personally I think I might be pregnant with too much lunch.

kokogiak.bsky.social•452 days ago

Oh no, now I've read the word 'pregnant' too many times in a row in these replies, and all I can think of is that 'how is prangent formed' video. I think I'm too online.

kevinteljeur.bsky.social•452 days ago

🤣

ikepigott.com•452 days ago

Absconding with a baby

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Scandalous haha

rosalindanne.bsky.social•452 days ago

Ask Rosemary?

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

That poor lady had it rough

rosalindanne.bsky.social•452 days ago

Scary film.

ezrik.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with a manbaby

zombie-nyc.bsky.social•452 days ago

pregnant with two babies obv

beel.bsky.social•452 days ago

Kittens

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Dawwww

chadmbriggs.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pretty sure I've heard the phrase "pregnant with hope", but who would believe that these days?

rosalindanne.bsky.social•452 days ago

In Patrick O’Brian’s Napoleonic war novels they use “pregnant” to mean full of anticipation/ I can hardly wait. Old 18/19th C usage.

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Not one person haha

hushjared.bsky.social•452 days ago

Skydiving with a baby?

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Okay... let's do it.

hushjared.bsky.social•452 days ago

Sweet. Know any babies?

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

I think I might be able to wrangle us a few...

mouse98277.bsky.social•452 days ago

🤔

isomorphism.net•452 days ago

The Unender Who Shall Unmake The Universe

ejpratt40.bsky.social•452 days ago

My stepmom would tell people who asked her what she was having that she was having either a puppy or a dragon, it depended on how she was feeling.

edendestruction.bsky.social•452 days ago

Aliens

sojha.bsky.social•452 days ago

Burrito has to be up there

pisscauldron.bsky.social•452 days ago

you could be an embarrassed english-speaking tourist in a spanish-speaking nation

tim.ink•452 days ago

I have *felt* pregnant with a pizza.

ninaberries.bsky.social•452 days ago

you could be pregnant with pauses

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Woot

usagiyokai.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with a food baby = gotta take a fat dump later 🤷🏻‍♀️

microrave.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with an alien?

crocketthoughton.bsky.social•452 days ago

Let’s hope

leodan.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with a disaster as my mother apparently were

thisstarchild.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with pause? Paws?

randysutra.bsky.social•452 days ago

*pauses*

richardjensen.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pauses mostly.

shawncarlow.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with a pause?

sperfur.bsky.social•452 days ago

A burrito

dreadfullylate.bsky.social•452 days ago

With sorrow.

pyrholidon.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with a pause?

illimij.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with meaning. I mean.

jalankatz.bsky.social•452 days ago

anticipation

djcomatose.bsky.social•452 days ago

Pregnant with an alien being. 👽
Pregnant with a demon. 👹
Pregnant with some kind of hybrid. 🙈

rhaper.bsky.social•452 days ago

With poop. Which I am now. And this commute couldn't go any slower today 😥

sebbearva.bsky.social•372 days ago

It’s pregnant with possibilities.

onedogsopinion.bsky.social•452 days ago

pregnant with a chance of meatballs

onedogsopinion.bsky.social•452 days ago

pregnant with the compliments of the chef 👨‍🍳

retrohead.bsky.social•452 days ago

"Nah man, I'm pregnant with a fuckin goblin, these things are unforgiving. I wish I was pregnant with a baby." - someone in an alternate reality

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