just had an intrusive thought of picking up a huge ass cockroach and biting into it like a chicken wing, but you'd probably have to hold each end like a corn cob
Lol so you haven't met the little ones without wings waiting for you in the walls yet huh
God I love NOLA. Every time i try to convince my partner to go for a visit, I end up telling him stories like this, and somehow, it hasn't made him any more eager to go 🤷♂️
"It's such a lovely city! There are so many different influences in the buildings and culture, the food is the best in the world, & once you get used to the smell of urine, vomit, and booze cooking in the summer heat-what do you mean 'that would make it less enjoyable'? That's a part of the charm!"
1998. Went down to NOLA to friend's house. There are some "palmetto bugs" we were warned. SO had me attack them in the kitchen. Sprayed with bug spray. It just slowed it down. I stepped on them. Like stepping on a lobster. I'm from Michigan, I've never encountered such monsters.
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(sorry for the all-caps, they were necessary to convey the emotional sentiment of this discovery)
Prepare for battle especially in bathrooms when you’re about to shower.
They will attack from anywhere.
Flight +10
Just when you think it’s cornered it advances
Instinct +8
It knows to disappear to plan next attack.
Endurance +100
You may feel you strike a final blow. It is not dead.
Malice +200
It will fight to the death and does not care if it cost its own life.
God I love NOLA. Every time i try to convince my partner to go for a visit, I end up telling him stories like this, and somehow, it hasn't made him any more eager to go 🤷♂️
there are no palmettos in Wichita Falls!