how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get” - ThreadSky

crushbort.bsky.social • 5 days ago

how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get”

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antitractionist.bsky.social•5 days ago

“If you are a waitress RFK wants to give you, personally, syphilis”

emilyyour8.bsky.social•4 days ago

Pirates had socialized healthcare and equal pay.

They elected captains and quartermasters - the latter of which was elected specifically to protect their interests.

This is to say that President Blackbeard would be better than Trump and the f**king brainworms would be better than HHS Sec. RFK Jr.

cinewolf.bsky.social•4 days ago

RFKjr has sold out to Big Worm.

jessdutschmann.bsky.social•5 days ago

I mean this in seriousness how much are billboards because surely we could just put that on them in most of the country

yzsk80.bsky.social•5 days ago

can we bring back piracy

general curiousity

elrondhubbard.bsky.social•5 days ago

I was really hoping the "It's so funny, I hauled a dead bear cub from Central Park so I could hop on a plane to Peter Luger's steak house" video that made Roseanne Barr seem grounded would sink him.

bethbbeliving.bsky.social•3 days ago

Scurvy anyone?

suanish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shiver me timbers. Make way for the scurvy!

wcfk.bsky.social•5 days ago

What? And admit they're getting clowned by a guy with half of a brain?

carpe-snarkum.bsky.social•3 days ago

alecvictor.bsky.social•5 days ago

Feckless public folks are afraid of messages that may offend someone

the-devil-you-know.bsky.social•5 days ago

It's not if you aren't working for the GOP.

careyp123.bsky.social•3 days ago

Old Bobby Brainworms 🪱

jugbandjames.bsky.social•5 days ago

The short answer is, they're all liars and it's gauche to bring up the various lies they've told in civil litigation.

rsquared.bsky.social•5 days ago

International Die Like A Pirate Day

careyp123.bsky.social•3 days ago

Except it’ll be every day.

ohterrysogross.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s very likely the brain worm story was a ploy to get himself out of having to pay spousal support.

unclecaviar.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s made harder when you also want to do that, you just want the other guy to get credit for doing it

stgwi.bsky.social•5 days ago

*steeples fingers* But have you considered the worm has some good points?

squidbeaks.bsky.social•5 days ago

He wants to ban the vaccine that stops your brain getting eaten by worms

sadhulk.bsky.social•5 days ago

Especially when you can just play any arbitrary audio clip of the guy himself talking. You can literally hear the worms operating a system of rusted pulleys just to get him to the next syllable. Man is existentially dependent on text-based quotations

nofux2give.bsky.social•4 days ago

THAT’S what all those background screeching and clanking is!

He sounds like he’s perpetually speaking through a bad mobile phone signal in his throat.

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