If you die in Flavortown they leave your body where it fell, just like on Everest. - ThreadSky

jhnenvee.bsky.social • 68 days ago

If you die in Flavortown they leave your body where it fell, just like on Everest.

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kh0ma.bsky.social•68 days ago

Flavortown, where the streets are paved with sweetbreads.

coffinjockey.bsky.social•68 days ago

If you request medical aid, they deploy the Flavor Savers. If they can’t save you they put a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses on your corpse.

thedeliciousmeats.bsky.social•68 days ago

If you ever want to visit Flavortown, I know a Guy.

roxanne123.bsky.social•68 days ago

Is it the same in Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sugarland

corvidkat.bsky.social•68 days ago

pffft....damn

robertfifoot.bsky.social•68 days ago

Imagine dying on Everest

Ultimate cringe

hellselle.bsky.social•68 days ago

You grow into a restaurant, where the quality of your food is based on the quality of person you were, the critics being your Paradise or Damnation.

dorotheus.bsky.social•68 days ago

Everyone that dies in flavortown dies of a heart condition, think there is a connection?

ashleyjordan235.bsky.social•68 days ago

Like a proper cast iron; it adds to the flavor

maryvk.bsky.social•68 days ago

Flavor gotta come from somewhere?

blarghyblargh.bsky.social•68 days ago

Where's the bathroom? You have to turn left when you see Green Plate. He died during the Unlimited Shrimparific Festival of '92, still laying face down on his green buffet plate.

fletcherism73.bsky.social•68 days ago

Face down in Chipotle Garlic Ranch is how my daddy died and it is how I will die.

panopticat.bsky.social•68 days ago

Sort of shocked they don't just recycle you into sausages.

delphinedenton.bsky.social•68 days ago

As it should be.

kaijusdream.bsky.social•68 days ago

What's the Flavortown version of Green Boots

sonemic.bsky.social•68 days ago

Someones uncle or friend could have been stabbed to death there and left to die like a dog and you think its just a joke

propheteka.bsky.social•68 days ago

Everyone knows the risks going in. Very few truly understand the flavor-blasted consequences. Those poor souls... o.o

markmcclane.bsky.social•67 days ago

And in funkytown you just keep dancing....

schindlersfist.bsky.social•68 days ago

From the flavor we are born, and to the flavor we return.

stellarsellards.bsky.social•68 days ago

https://www.salon.com/2023/07/17/anthony-bourdain-was-right-about-guy-fieri/

sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social•68 days ago

Ugh! Right there on the potato bar?
That's gotta slow down traffic..

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