I find myself restless and in San Diego. Who’s awake and wants to go break a killer whale out of the zoo? - ThreadSky

jhnenvee.bsky.social • 33 days ago

I find myself restless and in San Diego. Who’s awake and wants to go break a killer whale out of the zoo?

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kh0ma.bsky.social•33 days ago

Sure. I'm grabbing a couple penguins though.

flynntaggart.bsky.social•32 days ago

If you buy me a ticket I can be there in only like .. 10 hours.

artistgam3r.bsky.social•32 days ago

Do you have a flatbed truck?

barnumgames.bsky.social•33 days ago

Head north to the Safari Park in East Escondido and I'll show you the secret side entrance. Show up wearing khakis and walk in like you belong, scoop up the new Sumatran tiger cub, then walk right back out. Nobody will stop you. Probably.

tabris172015.bsky.social•33 days ago

Quiet and sneaky or we going in loud and dramatic?

selkie776.bsky.social•32 days ago

PFFTTTT

ottootsky.bsky.social•33 days ago

Willzyx spoke to you too, huh? Alright, give me two days to drive up from PA. We doin' this! Although, I own a Camry, so I'm not sure how we're gonna strap it to the car to get it into the ocean, but nothing can stop stubbornness and half-ass ingenuity.

kingsneak.bsky.social•33 days ago

I have trained for years in Zoo Tycoon 2 and Wildlife Park 2 for this very moment.

twitchingdg.bsky.social•33 days ago

I've got a can of soup and a pair of socks says we can free her.

zeroliddell.bsky.social•33 days ago

I too am in San Diego, but alas I am fresh out of crowbar.

chrismoet.com•33 days ago

Jhonen's gonna free his willy!

k-omochao.bsky.social•32 days ago

oh, uhhh… you mean this one? *holds up a whale by its tail like a freshly-caught fish*

mangaturtle.bsky.social•33 days ago

Pssst! The Killer Whale's not at the zoo. It's at Sea World. You can break a Polar Bear out of the Zoo though.

kanadianidiot.bsky.social•33 days ago

Glad someone said it because I was going to

chachi1rg.bsky.social•32 days ago

This just means it’s time to break the tigers out of Sea World. They won’t see that coming.

mangaturtle.bsky.social•32 days ago

I've got some disappointing news for you...

twitchingdg.bsky.social•15 days ago

There's a rat king in your soup bruh...

zeenisenvy.bsky.social•33 days ago

Only if we can get pizza afterwards

angieyazdani.bsky.social•31 days ago

That's not as important as the education of our children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68iPQvDERuk

angieyazdani.bsky.social•31 days ago

Here's more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KwTlhaHHlI

gamerking3.bsky.social•33 days ago

Only if we get to make muffins on the way there.

gloomyquill.bsky.social•33 days ago

Damn, I missed this... anyone grab a panda? Really could use one... will settle for red panda, NO trash pandas. I feel I have to clarify that here...

ceruleadlux.bsky.social•33 days ago

best I can do is teach you the hand signals that will get you kicked out of SeaWorld.

ladyredcos.bsky.social•32 days ago

Im so old. I remember that drama happening.

strugglemouse.bsky.social•32 days ago

If by “a killer while” you mean hives, and from “the zoo” you mean ongoing low-frequency terror, I’m halfway there.

dhampirvampire.bsky.social•33 days ago

Damn it... I'm all the way up in LA. You come up with a plan and I'll meet you there in like... an hour and a half.

cothesk.bsky.social•29 days ago

This was three days ago. Somewhere an orca has acquired the taste for human flesh

thaelyn1312.bsky.social•33 days ago

Just one?

Welp, anyone avaiable to release all the animals? 🤘🌸

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