Apartheid Clyde a petty, dangerous, incompetent man but what always amuses me is how no one likes him and he can’t even buy his way into getting people to like him. He can’t buy a good sense of humor or good looks or good reputation.
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I'm not often proud of WI, we are far more drunk than would allow for it. But in this moment, waking up today, I feel pride for WI. We, collectively as a state, did not sell out to that fucking monster.
100%. He should be the first person sent off in a SpaceX rocket to Mars. Not that the rocket would make it very far, but he should be the one to find out.
Alas, with all his money he probably *could* buy the coaching to be all of those things. But he would have to actually want them enough to work at it - and I don’t think he has that in him. Too narcissistic.
The IVF petri dish wanker must be very lonely. He gives no love and receives none. The women who have his children want nothing to do with the man, just his money. I assume he has no rhythm and can't satisfy anyone. Probably dances like this...
It's more sad that he USED to be liked. People pretty much respected him. He got cameo's on The Simpsons, Big Bang Theory etc. That was a fast downhill ride to what he is now.
Wow. I must really not like him. Just found myself Googling the LD50 for ketamine. Anyone know if he uses nasal or IV intramuscular? Asking for a friend.
Number of years ago, seemed like everyone loved him when he was just talking about Hyperloops or sending people to Mars. Just last year, Spacex rockets would blow up in the upper atmosphere and Musk’s rubes would still cheer.
Those who have all the money, the power and/or the good luck always want other people to LIKE them too, no matter how despicably they behave. The evil rich used to understand this; it's where the concept of FU money came from. Now? They're all tender snowflakes wanting hugs from people they shit on.
being filthy rich also never made any filthy rich person smart enough to know that all the sycophants around them pretending to like them, don't actually like them, they just want access to their money.
Overall he has insecurities for sure. Think about it, he hasn't really built anything as an engineer he just bought into companies. He didn't create tesla, spacex, paypal, or starlink, he just heavily invested in these companies and became the face.
Perfectly said. And I don't know if it's his asperger's or that he lacks empathy, because most of those with asperger's lack empathy. His brother Kimble, when asked in an interview, the pros and cons of elon's aspergers, he stated the pros his genius, the cons he lacks the empathy gene.
I suspect this "poor me" thing is an act too. He knows why he's reviled.
He has made the choice to be this way. In order to fund his rocket to nowhere that can't work but will waste even more billions than it already has. He doesn't care, the world is a toy to him.
Also deep ketamine addiction.
His own kids don’t even like him. I bet his son Kevlar will be super hateful when he’s old enough to realize his only value to dear old dad was as a human shield.
He absolutely could have a path to change the public's perception of him, but he's elected (no pun intended) to do the exact opposite. He's not all that different from Trump.
And he TRIED all of those things. The fact that he paid top dollar for all his plastic surgery and THAT was the best they could do…he still looks like a melting candle.
Woke up assuming Crawford’s victory would be the highlight of my morning, but then I open my phone and Roxane Gay’s introducing me to “Apartheid Clyde,” and now I know joy.
Would you be referring to the Billionaire South African who said "people can't take a joke any more" then cries when the jokes are about him? Yeah I don't think he can comprehend his own irony. But he did buy his way into the Oval Office.
And a kidnapper. Lorde has been tied up in court for YEARS trying to get their son back after he took the boy for his custodial time and did not return him.
I’ve thought about a child-age Elon & perhaps the reason he was bullied is because he is incapable of processing love and other emotions & kids picked up on it.
Ok, it’s not all that. Please: “8 stages of man”. Look it up. Learn it! He hasn’t grown out of the adolescent/young adult period…just like the old man who put him here…I’m just tired of everyone pissing the whole problem here…why does he only hire kids? Because he only relate to them…
Yes, this. But the root of his damage stems from his upbringing that he's never confronted and his drug use, both preventing any emotional growth and maturity. (just my opinion)
He absolutely could hire a personal trainer to work on his weird doughy body but for some reason (possibly laziness?) he won't, which to me is even funnier.
He just looks so incredibly weak and pathetic. I normally don’t say such horrible things about anyone. But he deserves every ounce of hatred thrown at him.
I partially disagree, he could definitely buy his way into people liking him and he could definitely buy a good reputation, problem is that he’s too damn greedy. He could do so much good with his wealth but he chooses evil and pain, he could end hunger and homelessness but he’s an empty soul, sad
But not REALLY liking him. Just like trumpers, DJT has very few to no friends, just co-henchmen, terrorized family members and sad groupies. These people like what these men can do for them or their cause. Not the same thing at all.
Exactly. He has done this to himself, and now he wants to play innocent victim?
Thought he could do whatever he wanted--what he CHOSE, was to be a Colossal asshole.
Never dreamed there would be consequences.
It is very likely that he is FINISHED.
Apartheid Clyde, i love that! His cars are being torched world wide. He should probably hurry up that mars mission, before he gets tarred and feathered! ( I can supply the feathers as I have a parrot!
that's why the muskrat breeds up so many kids. he thinks THEY, at least, will like him... as a sociopath who doesn't feel human emotion, he doesn't understand.
You would think that by now, he could take a hint. Hey MuskRat, no one here likes you. We all believe that you are not very smart either. And you are a terrible being. Get the fuck out of our lives you piece of 💩.
He is quite defective and not able to meet the challenges of his chosen work, i.e., dismantling our government. He is depressed no one likes him, but cannot fathom why.
It is delicious. Absolutely delicious. When we have a bad news day, what gets me through is know he will die in the solitary confinement of his own behavior. That his former friends, children, ex-wife, all the baby mamas and 77+ million people dislike him. Maybe even his mom and sister. 🤷♀️
Now, that's just not fair. All indications are that an early 2000s penile surgery left our boy fElon without a working Dick van Dyke. So, be fair - he probably hasn't had any sex at all in close to twenty years, paid for or not.
Maybe we all need ketamine to handle what's to come of our country. Then we can all jump around while our benefits are cut and we can't afford the basics. 😡
Well after yesterday’s result in Wisconsin it shows that his election interference machine and million dollar giveaways clearly aren’t working anymore, now that people are wise to it
Musk and Felon47 are two peas in a pod. They were never accepted into the crowd they so desperately wanted to be part of because they both give off creep vibes. Even with all the power and money they have they still aren’t. They’re just horrible human beings.
He could have ended world hunger and had a fortune left over AND the profound and history-making admiration of people around the world. But he wants to be unfathomably rich AND widely beloved and no one can be both.
Ah yes, the timeless tale—man amasses vast wealth, yet still can’t purchase charisma, likability, or a functioning personality algorithm. A walking reminder that you can corner markets, but not affection. The ROI on basic decency remains unbeatable.
Girl-you don’t know the half of how despised this NeoNaziMisogynisticTrans/Homo-phobicPathologicalLiarGreedyAssholeDouchebagPunterOfElephantShitGriftingForeignSpy/AgentMishap that Musk truly is! Thank goodness everyone knows what he’s representing to US&the🌎🤦🏼♀️💦
Yes, contempt for being a rich but disgustingly awful human being will be Elon Musk's legacy, but he'll fade from memory fairly soon, once this awful experiment with Trump, wrecking everything, is over.
I beg to differ. Both Trump and musk will live on in much the same way as hurricane Katrina does.
They will not soon be forgotten. Nor should they be. The cautionary tale they tell is something everyone needs to see.
I don't think we're very far apart here. It's what we mean by "soon". Trump, Musk, hurricane Katrina will live on in the lexicon of awful history for decades. But the likes of Hitler and the holocaust are much longer lasting cautionary tales: indelible human history.
I’m sure we’re on the same page. I just truly believe that Trump and musk meet the parameters of indelible history. They are truly awful. They will be ranked the same.
the greedy are so filled with fear that they do not have room for a conscience. capitalists without a conscience are not our friends and have no business in politics where THE PEOPLE should be represented and served ....
My recent favourite is how last month he wields a chainsaw and boasts of feeding aid agencies into the shredder, this month he is blubbering on TV asking people to stop 'doing the psycho stuff' and setting fire to his TESLAS.
He really doesn't know people, does he?
He is alien.
Self-diagnosed autistic, according to his biography.
Could be. But most self-diagnosed people often have issues with getting a diagnosis. Either bc they're not a little white boy, or bc they don't have decent access to healthcare.. neither of which would likely affect Elon Musk getting diagnosed.
He's not autistic. I am, and I haven't fired people on a whim nor called people "paedos" if they criticise me. All I do is talk about aspects of history to people until their eyes glaze over.
His inability to read a room is a reflection of his entitled upbringing… Look at his mother and what she has to say… Autistic people have asked him many times to stop using that as an excuse for his behavior…
His inability to read the room is down to his narcissism. He thinks everyone loves him, largely because he only surrounds himself with people who (for one reason or another) constantly have to kiss his ass.
👍 I have friends with autism. They are funny and humane. He is a damaged man who wants to damage others while enriching himself.
You can only eat ONE meal, sleep in ONE bed, wear ONE set of clothes, and have ONE life. Who needs $billions?
Nope. He can be autistic all frikkin day and it doesn't account for his horrible character.
He has an untreated anti-social personality disorder. That's what's wrong w him. Also a white supremacist and ketamine addict w a breeding fetish. None of that is blamed on ASD.
Because he's a gross freak. Aside from sycophants literally no one would want to be seated next to him at dinner. I'd honestly much rather sit next to Sam Alito or Chip Roy or Mike Lee. At least with them we could talk about sports or the food. Like you know Musk makes every convo about himself.
The secret tale goes like this: There was this rat facing securities fraud charges. He had to destroy the Government or maybe face destruction. The rat has sharp teeth, a trillionaire rat in a corner is an extremely dangerous rat.. That rat proved that America is for sale but Wisconsin, not so much.
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Elon is never gonna have a Sally Field moment because no one really, really likes him
being filthy rich also never made any filthy rich person smart enough to know that all the sycophants around them pretending to like them, don't actually like them, they just want access to their money.
being filthy rich is being empty
He has made the choice to be this way. In order to fund his rocket to nowhere that can't work but will waste even more billions than it already has. He doesn't care, the world is a toy to him.
Also deep ketamine addiction.
Take away his fortune, who's going to want to hang out with him?
He could pull this off and become king of the whole world…
And he will still be the MOST RANK loser that has ever existed. Lmao.
Like, just the most boring, obnoxious, food-smacking, uncultured, pasty dipshit that has ever lived.
But no, he chose to play the psycho villain instead.
Thought he could do whatever he wanted--what he CHOSE, was to be a Colossal asshole.
Never dreamed there would be consequences.
It is very likely that he is FINISHED.
Just ask Melania.
When I saw that, I thought “that dude is REALLY off the charts cringey!”
Turns out he’s even more cringey than I ever imagined! Just ewwwww!!!
You can pretend to be stupid, you may even be able to pretend you are smart…
But you cannot pretend to be funny.
https://open.spotify.com/track/3SdingSsFcZDZAyvcJbgAw?si=P3kurZEuRGCRYuE_HQxGUA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6wCttLq0ADzkPgtRnUihLV
He’s almost there now.
They will not soon be forgotten. Nor should they be. The cautionary tale they tell is something everyone needs to see.
He really doesn't know people, does he?
He is alien.
Why would you think we would give him permission?
Autism doesn't cause bigotry and cruelty.
Could be. But most self-diagnosed people often have issues with getting a diagnosis. Either bc they're not a little white boy, or bc they don't have decent access to healthcare.. neither of which would likely affect Elon Musk getting diagnosed.
He's a sociopath.
Or sometimes it's just someone being a prick. I would imagine if the ICD-11 or DSM-5 pathologised that, Musk would tick every box.
No medical diagnosis required.
You can only eat ONE meal, sleep in ONE bed, wear ONE set of clothes, and have ONE life. Who needs $billions?
Grandparents being Nazi sympathizers and racists.
He has an untreated anti-social personality disorder. That's what's wrong w him. Also a white supremacist and ketamine addict w a breeding fetish. None of that is blamed on ASD.
Elmo is a cunt.
#fuckmusk
He’s genuinely hateable punchable Nazi!
(Trump is too but his grift is stronger)
It’s different from hair-plugged wannabe with the broken penis, who lacks charisma and can only have cult followers who are strangers to life offline
He's desperate to be liked and everyone hates him 😂