the other day my 5-year-old asked if she could be a pirate when she grows up, and like I try not to be too pessimistic but yeah that actually might be one of the more viable career paths by the time she's an adult
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I anticipate a land pirate/road warrior-style of future, so maybe get her a go cart to practice on and teach her to suck gasoline through a hose. Just to be in the safe side, maybe knot tying
Kindergarten Teacher: Mr Gregory, today's lesson was about sharing and your daughter responded "take whatcha can; GIVE NOTHIN BACK" and I am requesting a parent teacher conference regarding numerous similar instances
shes a 5 year old , and kids sometimes say the weirdest things. Let her find out on her own what a pirate really means . (CLUE - PIRATES ARE OUTLAWS AT SEA, in land we call them criminals BUT AT SEA they're called PIRATES , different term but same meaning 😅🤣)
Proactive universities will soon liquidate their traditional STEM departments and replace them with Skullduggery, Thievery, Entrepreneurship, and Marauding
S: makes sense. The more things goes the current way, the more working a job is pointless - you dont get a decent life, theres not any community gain, and it destroys the world
On the day I graduated high school, my mother turned to me and said, "[Gravity], don't go into the hired-killer business. I know the money looks good up front, but it's just not worth it in the end." Completely straight face. It haunts me.
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And then you show up in an eye-patch
sadly Trump is a better model for piracy than Harris.
fuck that model.
May as well piss off rich assholes