Amazon is making a movie about Melania’s life. I wonder what the title will be? Amazon spokesperson: "We are excited to share this truly unique story with our millions of customers around the world.”
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Why God!?! Why are we being punished thus? But seriously, what the ever living fuck? It'll have to be rated X if they're going to depict much of her "accomplishments". JFC
Her stupid black doorstop of a "memoir" has inexplicably been on a bestseller list for weeks, so Melania mistakenly thinks somebody gives a shit about her life, and her biopic will be an entree to Golden Globes and Oscars, since she's too cheap and tacky to make the cover of Vogue.
Ugh! 🙄 I can see how it will go now. As if she were some RBG. WTF are they trying to sell? Are they going to do it to placate her so she doesn’t dump the senile orange clown before his term’s over? Why don’t they show the part when she’s asked about the caged children at the border and complains? 1/
Or are they planning to show her multiple academic achievements and activism as well as her strong voice while she was “First Lady?” (Sarcasm)
She’s not even a Jacky K Onassis, as vain and vapid as she was, she came from an interesting family.
Several media and other groups were digging for info, but none to be had. she got the visa but it isn’t a requirement that the application be made public; it was investigated, but no definite answers given. However it’s a puzzle, what her specialized skills were, and who recommended that she get it.
No ones going to believe this Lifetime movie unless it shows the true story of a gold digger in a transactional relationship with an orange diaper man.
What is so wierd is that Bezos has "fuck you" money. He is so rich that no one can touch him. Yet with all this money he still feels that he has to suck up to an infantile moron. I don't understand what he thinks he is going to get that he doesn't have.
Look what Putin did to the richest man in Russia. That all the US oligarchs are kissing his ass is a real bad sign that even they are scared.
Or they are just bastards.
Not sure.
I'm an immigrant. I did it the proper,legal way. It took some time,was a bit of a pain,but we got there in the end.
She lied about her education,she lied about her accomplishments/expertise. She worked illegally.Was somehow awarded an incongruous visa.She chain migrated her sister and parents in 😠
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It is what was written on her coat, but otherwise I don't give a damn about such a worthless individual and am more than sad that she is being elevated way beyond her worth.
Stop!! The Einstein genius?? The only “genius” who has contributed nothing to the country except her anchor baby. The title will be “how to be a billionaire”, marry on & bred… good grief
On moh's scale of hard passes, this one is 10. It's tied, of course, with the impending inauguration of captain dipshit. I'm sure there are more propaganda-laden, payoff-based works in the offing worth missing.
Is this so Bozos can funnel bribe money to Trump under the guise of a legitimate business deal? Very mob-ish. Does Bozos seriously think most of us (not MAGAts) don't see this for what it is?
I’ll never understand how citizens of the United States of America allow the cheap and tacky used car salesman vibes this family brings to the prestige of the Oval Office. Hawking guitars, shoes, and NFT’s. It’s gross. They should put a flea market on the White House lawn.
We invented The Real Housewives of Anywhere franchise, starring the loudest, tackiest, most plastic women you'll see anywhere outside Mar-a-Lago. Now voters have created a new series: Real Grifters of the White House.
Melania has proposed several original titles for her upcoming cinematic release: “Gone With the Wind”, “Shawshank Redemption”, “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” are her top contenders.
Summary: an undocumented second rate model/ porn star fucks a rich guy, gets pregnant and marries him and by a series of outrageous fucktastrophies her husband gets away with she ends up First Lady and proceeds to desecrate the role and the country
It's the story of how a paid escort, who also did soft-core porn, sold herself to a rapist and sexual pervert, and through a series of mishaps, ended up in the White House, where she tried to "be best," but was the worst First Lady Ever. The end.
‘Mel’ has a very tawdry past• her Visa is quite questionable• her father is sketchy as hell • she’s a foul-mouthed grifter who “doesn’t care” about Xmas OR families being torn apart & caged • her claim to fame is destroying Rose Gardens…
If you saw this as the summary for the Saturday movie of the week on Lifetime, no one would watch it because it seems too far-fetched. And here we are, seeing it in real time and on Amazon.
We live rural, are elderly, and we get snowed in several times a year. I don’t know of any other options! I’ve tried with Costco and target but they don’t ship here. I have definitely cut back but I need supplies in order to live. I wish Costco would give a broader range in their shipping options.
Geez. Are there any great #Amazon alternatives in #Europe?? Time for me to go. I never subscribed to WaPo because of Bezos but Amazon has been “critical” as Americans living in the EU…
Suddenly, FB has been inundating me with RW whackos, media praising President Musk, crap that has never been dumped on my FB page before. It's been a full time job blocking every time I venture over there to check on friends. This is not a coincidence.
Seriously? A story about a foreign ho who hooks up with an old married oaf is interesting enough for a movie?
These weirdos are getting even more embarrassing!
Many thousands of authors who publish their books on Amazon because mainstream publishers & indie book stores don’t publish/carry them are negatively affected by banning books. #StopBanningBooks
Right? Remember when the woman who "speaks 5 languages fluently" couldn't even make a coherent sentence beyond "je m'appelle Melania" with little French pediatric patients?
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She’s not even a Jacky K Onassis, as vain and vapid as she was, she came from an interesting family.
shame on Amazon
Not this customer 😡
How will this be accessed on cable?
She's clearer Smarter than Trump, parlaying his sexual deviance into more personal wealth and independence than any prostitute in American history.
Ergo, she's a person of undeniable 'extraordinary ability'.
Ugh 😣😫
#TheFirstPornStar
#WTF
#MelaniaBaresItAll
Bozos the 🤡.
What is so wierd is that Bezos has "fuck you" money. He is so rich that no one can touch him. Yet with all this money he still feels that he has to suck up to an infantile moron. I don't understand what he thinks he is going to get that he doesn't have.
Or they are just bastards.
Not sure.
Gold digging porn model comes to America to grift, hates Christmas, doesn't care about anyone but herself.
Not an actual First Lady, not even a lady.
A national embarrassment.
#NotMyFirstLady EVER
BRAVA!!!
She lied about her education,she lied about her accomplishments/expertise. She worked illegally.Was somehow awarded an incongruous visa.She chain migrated her sister and parents in 😠
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That way you encompass the rumours that Baron Trump is a little cretin like his father.
It'll be Gina Carano.
The Escort and the anchor baby!
On a side note. Has anyone else listened to Mary Trump's account of Christmases with the Trumps?? What a bunch of tacky cheapskates.
It's a cliche but Idiocracy was a crystal ball
Lots of fucking dummies
Ven i's moof to amereeka,
I vonted kreal hoosband,
But, I get orange ape.
When Amazon gets finished with this ridiculous venture Melania won’t be recognizable.
Where have you been the past 9 years? Even Pat Robertson admitted to seeing her naked. So, the "Chosen" love the labia!
Utah is the biggest consumer of porn...especially anal penetration. I watched Jodi Arias' trial.
It also works for Ted Cruz...
‘Mel’ has a very tawdry past• her Visa is quite questionable• her father is sketchy as hell • she’s a foul-mouthed grifter who “doesn’t care” about Xmas OR families being torn apart & caged • her claim to fame is destroying Rose Gardens…
On the plus side, she can’t stand Donald.
Caitlin Jenner “transcendent” as the mature Melania in her new Amazon biopic!
I don't think Damien will turn out to be any real prize either...
“A Prostitute Now - the Jeff Bezos Story”
Was it 90M who asked for this🤷🏽♀️js
Fucking stupid.
I mean Einstein has "Energy = Mass x Light Speed Squared" (E=MC²)
While Melania has "Make Fuck = Get Green Card"
Both have been proven true.
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Guessing the film would skip that part though.
These weirdos are getting even more embarrassing!
Because I am currently totally unaware of what they might be
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318
Amazon wasting millions on this is one way to deplete coffers.
rewrite the history of who and what they are.
It’s insulting to all those that know the truth.
#TraitorTrump
#TrumpCrimeFamily
Be Breast?
Shown only in Cli-Max Theaters
#MelaniaMovie