JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%.
What’s next on the agenda?
What’s next on the agenda?
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Spreading evil, bad energy wherever orange Satan’s stooge goes.
I’ll wager JD is the next president of the United States
“ John Wesley Harding was a friend to the poor”🎶
“ but he was never known to hurt an honest man.”😂
FelonRapist
Feels right
well, we still have some .
He isn’t worshipped by MAGA.
Legislators don’t fear his non-existent followers.
And he’s smart enough to see that destroying the global economy won’t endear him to anyone.
So eyeliner demon is, for real, the lesser of two evils.
Vance doesn't have the cult following.
They will wreck him like a sofa.
Johnson?
( Disneyland spontaneously combusts )
Have a beer with Trump tonight after we play golf!
People invite him to ribbon-cuttings & end up evacuating d building. You don’t shake his hand, you update your will & fireproof the building.
'I think he is healthy enough to live forever'😀😃😄😁😆
💯 % he’s the grim reaper
Arby'... we now vote D!
afraid of the dark ... "Many people are saying" ....
I realize we’re living a TV show at this point
So we’re technically in May now
It’s sweeps month
You can go full throttle for the ratings
All you have to do is touch him
Touch him JD!
Like Elon levels of clingyness.
Did Cory Bowman, his step brother, lose in the Mayoral primary today tho? I thought it was a primary between the top two vote getters, 2 MAGA opposed the Dem Mayor.
With 6% vote in, the Dem had 83% & Bowman the MAGA had 12%.
I heard, he is going to visit Poland, to give support for alt-right candidate in presidential elections, during #CPAC summit.
I'm worrying about my country...
Maybe Shady can do his thing in the oval circus 🎪?
Trump's obituary the most anticipated prose in the world.
My bologna has a second name, it’s Vance
Could it actually be DJ (eyeliner) Vice?
(or Perhaps Mike Johnson?)
Perhaps he can prepare dinner for the 🍊💩!