Saw a drunk driver take out a deer on a narrow country lane. He didn't stop. I did. I picked up the very dead deer and strapped it to the roof of my car. Turned it into food for our two dogs and saved a few notes. I needed to wash the car roof the next day, though. Messy.
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2: shocking waste to give that much wild venison to the dog. I bet you're exactly the sort of person who'd pay an arm and a leg for a venison steak in a restaurant too.
See you in Nottinghamshire court, Locksley.
'Must have got up and run away', he said unconvincingly.
'Odd..', she says. 'I took its head off'.
I thought my friend was giving me accurate information about where he’d gone, but was all lucky guesses.