Whenever I'm driving and see a police car I shout out 'Fuck you coppers! You'll never take me alive!' at the top of my lungs. One summer morning, forgot I had the windows down. Got pulled over and given a caution.
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No. I’m not that old. Do they advocate shouting sexual abuse at girls? Because even if they did, you shouldn’t promote it. You should know better. You’re an utter disgrace.
I alert the kids to the presence of the rozzers and they always stop kicking 7 shades of shit out of one another in the back seat, albeit only temporarily.
No idea whether this is true or not but never, ever accept a police caution. It has the same affect in your life as a conviction but the burden of proof is much, much lower for the police.
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You think that is funny? Shouting sexual abuse at school girls?
What f****** planet are you on?
You know we don’t all live in the same time zone as you.
Ok. I’ve just never seen it. I prefer books.
But I do share a love of Maldon salt with Richard E Grant.
I've seen Laurel and Hardy movies despite not being over 100 years old.
You’re all talk, big man.