Im pretty sure my keurig is flirting with me. First, the daily coffee, then this morning it yelled, "Show me your tits." - ThreadSky

imwintersmom.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Im pretty sure my keurig is flirting with me. First, the daily coffee, then this morning it yelled, "Show me your tits."

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dashingdrewster.bsky.social•5 days ago

That was the amazon guy again

jasontheaverage.bsky.social•5 days ago

My coffee maker sees my tits every day. So if anything, it would say “put a damn shirt on!”

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣🤣 I mean, in all fairness, it would say the sa.e to me

just4funsa.bsky.social•5 days ago

That is what I say on first dates anyways...

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣 does it work

just4funsa.bsky.social•5 days ago

10% of the time, which is horrible for baseball, but a percentage I can live with

cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social•5 days ago

Dude, flirting got easy since I got old LMFAO. I'm great at shouting, it's kind of a hobby.

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 morning Cosmo!

cosmo-spatchcock.bsky.social•5 days ago

Good morning!!

brokenbrimlee.bsky.social•5 days ago

🙌 hell yes Keurig

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣 least someone is asking

brokenbrimlee.bsky.social•5 days ago

My coffee maker just lets out a big puff of steam, kind of like my ex-wife when I asked her to show me her tits 🤣

telecom-terrorist.com•5 days ago

What are you doing step-keurig

azureearts.bsky.social•5 days ago

It wanted to see your K-Cups.

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 good one. I gave it Ds

justa9.bsky.social•5 days ago

It must know you take your coffee with milk.

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 ty!

jadedargyle333.bsky.social•5 days ago

Don't you watch it brew and, I quote, tell it to "piss for me, you robot whore"?

splat-man.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ohh it’s a keeper for sure

imwintersmom.bsky.social•5 days ago

Only im moving and its the roommates.

splat-man.bsky.social•5 days ago

Boooo…that’s no bueno

pelsner.bsky.social•5 days ago

Mine too. Weird.

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