#they don't want you playing chess online from your phone while you're driving. this is to keep your mind simple enough to manipulate - ThreadSky

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jpbrammer.bsky.social • 67 days ago

#they don't want you playing chess online from your phone while you're driving. this is to keep your mind simple enough to manipulate

Please don't say this too loudly or on twitter, cyber trucks will start being released with chessboards that unfold and lock the steering wheel

Playing 12D Chess by wrapping my car around a telephone pole

What? Lies, I’m totally fine with it.

I play my best when going 85 mph, don't mock my process!!

#they can’t gaslight me away from hustlemaxxing my potential

bones.quest•67 days ago

wow, that's some real 3d chess

This while playing slots on a 2nd phone >>>

my favorite opening is the tractor trailer gambit

That's ok. I solve Chess puzzles while #cycling to work.

#they can’t stop me from partaking in the simple joy of chess based distracted driving

Have they never heard of multitasking and being productive?? Idiots!!

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