professional chess could be improved by making the players announce their opening out loud like Naruto characters do jutsus - ThreadSky

jpbrammer.bsky.social • 61 days ago

professional chess could be improved by making the players announce their opening out loud like Naruto characters do jutsus

I’m pretty sure this is just Yugioh

@gothamchess.bsky.social

Shouting “The Closed Sicilian!” wouldn’t have quite the effect that Rasengan does

should be like pool and if you miss the nominated square the other player gets two moves

Caro-Kann, I choose you!

chreke.com•61 days ago

“Are you ready for my castling technique?!”

many such cases

I can't believe you fell for my Queen's Gambit No Jutsu. You fool!

The moves should also have those odd-in-translation sounding names.

SEVEN CASTLE BEAST!

BRAVE HORSE CRYSTAL SWEEP!

Also if the pieces had those motion lines and kicked up huge clouds of dust when they landed.

It's only a matter of time before someone makes a chess anime and this becomes a reality

Let's also do the anime costumes. I wanna see sailor moon have a dramatic yelling chess battle against Kirito.

Also the threat of death looms over every match but the chess players become friends in the end anyway and enter a redemption arc.

Also none of this mumbling. "And I'll go ahead and castle..."

No, it's

CASTLE! RYUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

Sonnet gets it

This energy? I'm down with that 😂

https://youtube.com/shorts/QOzOwZeNZr0

Professional table games with the pomp of a Phoenix Wright trial or a Yu-Gi-Oh duel yes please

Magnus Carlson is a master of the JJK gambit, where the move gets stronger if you explain your powers & plan to your opponent.

sriku.org•61 days ago

Yeah - an anime series is waiting to be made on that.

i move my knight to c6, which blocks your pawn from moving forward!!

Unfortunately, my kid has gotten good enough that he claims "The Galloping Grandmaster" is not an opening.

But that would be perfect...

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