Can they sell olives, dates and other pitted things as well? I would definitely be a patron of such an establishment and fill up on the holy duo of sweet and salty foods.
Can we team up? I have an idea for a nail salon called Jesus Chose The Nails with Jesus as the mascot. Feel like you can work the holes he has in his hands into your thing.
I also have no idea how I managed to build up such a following. I didn’t have a Twitter before. I feel like I got to just keep a constant flow of dad jokes I guess! And post some of my writing here and there. Glad you enjoy!
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"Whole Foods, for your food hole"
You should advertise in @theonion.com