ashleigh was telling me about the sexual norms of a society from history & informed me that for the people there having sex was "as simple as taking a shit," which is the worst possible way of conveying that information
Comments
Log in with your Bluesky account to leave a comment
For some reason this reminds me of the haunting revelation that there are both sitting and standing wipers and that since it's so rarely discussed both usually don't realise the other exists
honestly the comparison isn't that bad. when taking a shit, like when having sex but unlike when saying hello or shaking hands, it's recommended to first remove your pants
I dated an angry Glaswegian with a blood kink for six months and our sex life involved significantly less physical peril than the morning after I ate my first phaal. Less crying too.
Locally (very locally (in my household)) the act of jacking each other off is known as a "Cornish handshake". So now I want to assume this term comes from those simpler times.
Comments
Please stone me to death for this, I've earned it at this point
Shaun: I know how to have sex!