Judging by my own rough calculations, it takes Pierre Poilievre’s team approximately six weeks to decide how they’ll respond to any given issue. But I suppose coming up with just the right three-word slogan does take some time. - ThreadSky

mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Judging by my own rough calculations, it takes Pierre Poilievre’s team approximately six weeks to decide how they’ll respond to any given issue.

But I suppose coming up with just the right three-word slogan does take some time.

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toddgoldsbie.bsky.social•7 days ago

Since when is there a team. Watch the ads...it's just Pierre & Mrs. Pierre.

wynnenotwayne.bsky.social•7 days ago

Every.Time.

gyp5y.bsky.social•7 days ago

To illustrate the process 👇

seanonymousd.bsky.social•7 days ago

#JeffSucks

anniegirl.bsky.social•7 days ago

How long will it take Poilievre to come up with a clever way to say "Surrender the Sovereignty"? Or "Lick the Boot"? That's the question of the day.

rrkotch.bsky.social•7 days ago

Those will work, verb the noun, nothing more needed.

citytechie.bsky.social•7 days ago

Privately, his team is probably at "Sh-t the Bed."

anniegirl.bsky.social•7 days ago

His rally today was about how history was being cancelled he is going to put up more statues of John A to remedy this. He is spiralling.

mandalamushroom.bsky.social•7 days ago

#NeverPoilievre

gwenmacbeth2.bsky.social•7 days ago

Especially given that they've already exhausted so many possibilities in the 'only 3 short words' category.

wtfbob.bsky.social•7 days ago

Three words on a row is hard man.

hollsworld.bsky.social•7 days ago

4 words, but “Pass on the ass” Canada.

cyndeebeee.bsky.social•7 days ago

Axe the Ass

ohforfarkssake.bsky.social•7 days ago

VERB THE NOUN!!!!

bobmthesecond.bsky.social•7 days ago

I expect that when he believes nobody is watching or listening he just says
Me, Me, Me
But in a very appealing way.

michaelfromearth.bsky.social•7 days ago

“It takes time”

savingdemocracy101.bsky.social•7 days ago

Also need three word slogans that will embrace the nazi flag waving base. It's a multidimensional problem.

abunchofmalarkey.bsky.social•7 days ago

It’s true!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z57IzXQFptE

gwenmacbeth2.bsky.social•7 days ago

My favourite bit of this performance. So. Spot. On.

paulinto47.bsky.social•7 days ago

They are probably still trying to figure out which side to take in the old Coca-Cola versus Pepsi battle.

nordicfolk.bsky.social•7 days ago

Public opinion polls and focus groups take time. I'll know it's rigged for election interference when there are no more endorsements from down south.

historista.bsky.social•7 days ago

"Canada your self," Pierre, from me!

scotthaggett.bsky.social•6 days ago

Plump the trump! Dehusk the musk(?).

canadiancynic.bsky.social•7 days ago

Sounds about right.

behindblueeyes27.bsky.social•7 days ago

Is Canada still broken? Asking for a friend.

mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yes. Canada is still broken. Because Doug and Danielle are still working their magic.

behindblueeyes27.bsky.social•7 days ago

Have you told Pierre Poutine to go sternly verb the noun with them?

spouti.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hey. Let’s keep Poutine out of this 🤤

behindblueeyes27.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂 Sorry, it's the French pronunciation for Putin, and I couldn't resist.

sandi89701936.bsky.social•7 days ago

👍

trishly.bsky.social•7 days ago

they're just cracks in the wall...we can send then to the dump.

fkenny.bsky.social•6 days ago

You could start a contest. But there is every possibility they may use one.

Except reap the sheep. Too obvious.

gmarkham.bsky.social•7 days ago

I dunno. Drill baby drill is just sitting there.

missmaudiemaude.bsky.social•7 days ago

Polilievre is such a fucking douche.

beedut.bsky.social•7 days ago

Too many words remember we said he need a 3 word slogan.
Try
Pollievre hates Canada

coachingcanuck13.bsky.social•7 days ago

When they share 5 brain cells it takes time!

fagankara.bsky.social•7 days ago

It’s more than 3 words but I particularly liked his « I will run against Justin. He’ll have a different face but to me he’s always Justin »

williamthecat.bsky.social•7 days ago

Is Justin in the room with us now, Pierre?

eveexamines.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or two word, like "Canada First". 🤦🏻‍♀️

ryr47.bsky.social•7 days ago

Those nouns aren't going to verb themselves...

thebigmil.bsky.social•7 days ago

Keeping it real.

tommyfinn611.bsky.social•7 days ago

You are right says Jenni Byrne

oclsc.bsky.social•7 days ago

Time for them to axe hacks their.

collburns.bsky.social•7 days ago

Pick a lane PP!’, Pick a lane!!

sarjd.bsky.social•7 days ago

Plump up Trump? Thank the Yanks?

creox.bsky.social•7 days ago

YEET THE GEEK.

ryanhumphrey.bsky.social•7 days ago

Having to round-trip all the decisions from PP to Jenni Byrne to Galen Weston, and then back again, adds a considerable communications lag before PP knows what he’s supposed to think