One time in high school I took too many magic mushrooms and gave exactly the same speech. - ThreadSky

I smoked up before my religion class, which was held in the music room. My teacher had a lisp and I couldn’t stop giggling. (Now I’m a retired high school teacher; ironic)

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exedout.bsky.social•7 days ago

New book. Interesting take. ✅

https://www.indigo.ca/en-ca/ripper-the-making-of-pierre-poilievre/9781771967006.html

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exedout.bsky.social•7 days ago

Check your labels. ✅

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jhface.bsky.social•8 days ago

Wait, flies don’t make honey?

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sybilchaos.bsky.social•7 days ago

IIRC it was an impressive speech ;)

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goonda13.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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cseesit.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think Trump used this as a template for his Fertilization President speech.

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bluenote1866.bsky.social•7 days ago

Poilievre thinks that faking dementia makes him sound more like his hero Trump.

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ranchyranchero.bsky.social•8 days ago

Bees the flies

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georgeorgeorge.bsky.social•8 days ago

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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Lifelong politician fails to recognize he’s a fly, not a bee.

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geramisepehr.bsky.social•7 days ago

Are older bees flies? Big if true.

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ridlr2.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂😂

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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•8 days ago

What boggles my mind most about this is how he refers to his notes, to help him remember what he's babbling on about.

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•8 days ago

And HE is the best the CPC can find as a leader....if so, sort of terrifying

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damningindignities.bsky.social•7 days ago

You know Dougie is on-deck right?

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•7 days ago

i still can't see how people vote for him after the scandals, but they certainly did

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paulinto47.bsky.social•7 days ago

Something that honestly crossed my mind. Should he lose his seat in the upcoming election and have to join the workforce outside of government, what is he actually qualified to do at 45 with no practical experience to speak of. Forgetting of course that he once had a paper route.

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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Beekeeper?

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kronker77.bsky.social•7 days ago

I am not sure how that would be mutually beneficial.

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cyndeebeee.bsky.social•7 days ago

But does he actually know the difference between a fly and a bee?

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paulinto47.bsky.social•7 days ago

Axe the bees!!

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georgeorgeorge.bsky.social•6 days ago

Doug Ford likes to eat bees......🫣

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damningindignities.bsky.social•7 days ago

Flykeeper?

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paulinto47.bsky.social•7 days ago

Too dangerous for him. I think he’d piss off the bees the first day on the job and end up getting attacked.

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ljegan.bsky.social•7 days ago

Maybe Harper will find something for him at the IDU

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goonda13.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'm sure Harper and Putin will find something for him to do.

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isensiel.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wonder if Modi will want a refund or not.

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goonda13.bsky.social•7 days ago

Maybe PP will have to work off the debt. 🤭

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paulinto47.bsky.social•7 days ago

I was thinking that with Poilievre’s attitude that he’d be perfect for a Service Ontario kiosk type job or better yet a customer service/greeter type job at Walmart.

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sparkesw.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oh he can get a job giving advice to a far-right think tank. And CBC will invite him on once in awhile to prove it’s providing balanced coverage as we all cringe.

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habpipes.bsky.social•8 days ago

What's really perplexing about that is his notes just say

Bees = good
Flies = bad

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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•8 days ago

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tlt55.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wait! Did he steal this schtick from Melania Trump’s “Be Best”?

Be Best = Bees Good

And what is it about flies that has his panties in a knot…?… the fact that they see him for what he is — a pile of bullshit…?

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accessibleopr8r.bsky.social•8 days ago

Jenni wrote them.

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tlgibson.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

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professor-recipes.bsky.social•8 days ago

Clearly being that stupid is a lot of work!

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katrput.bsky.social•7 days ago

My god they need to take him on a trip to the woods and let him go. He can chase butterflies.

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hordetrooper.bsky.social•8 days ago

And after the bees make honey, they harness electricity from the sky to power up their hives.

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cookseats.bsky.social•8 days ago

I am not getting those brain cells back after watching that, am I?

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endmetothemoon.bsky.social•8 days ago

Bees make honey

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mickey-p68.bsky.social•8 days ago

Looking at the members in the background I take it they do not speak Poilievese either.

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tomstdenis.bsky.social•8 days ago

"I can't vote Liberal because they're a disaster and not serious."

- Says people who have never once listened to Poilievre speak.

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mennonite.bsky.social•8 days ago

Flies do not produce honey, but electricians harness lightning from the sky, somehow manage to squeeze it into copper wires, to light your lightbulbs.

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georgeorgeorge.bsky.social•8 days ago

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robbosleftpeg.bsky.social•8 days ago

Exactly

regardless of Carney

If PP was the answer to Trudeau I've no idea what the question was.

I could see O'Toole as an option but since then the PPC has gone totally Gallant.

https://youtu.be/YvWxvfg8Go0?si=cp4BouF1FOaixGvq

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poirierli.bsky.social•8 days ago

Because she wins her seat, every time. Mind you, someone who lives in her riding once told me the locals would vote for a bale of hay if the Conservative logo was strapped on it.

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tomstdenis.bsky.social•8 days ago

See also Poilievre.

While in this campaign (I've done maybe 400 doors so far with Bruce (and a bit myself)) I've seen a couple of Poilievre supporters, most people who said they're voting Conservative only said it was so they could vote against the Liberals (or it was implied)

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mfother.bsky.social•7 days ago

After reading Hayek’s ‘A Road to Serfdom’ no less.

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enorconhcet.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pierre is a fly.

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wholychips.bsky.social•7 days ago

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reneestephen.bsky.social•7 days ago

Same vibes: https://youtu.be/0SV1CdLMNX4?feature=shared

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t231.bsky.social•7 days ago

PP is a F-in moron. Lock him up !

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beatts55.bsky.social•7 days ago

Even the Christian Nationalist behind him are smiling.

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consbegone.bsky.social•8 days ago

Honey the Bees
Swat the Flies

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vesnavoice.bsky.social•7 days ago

Okay, there are not enough magic mushrooms on this Earth to make me listen to that gibberish!!😖🤯😡 and we pay him how much!??!

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murki81.bsky.social•7 days ago

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murki81.bsky.social•7 days ago

Not like anyone was listening to him anyway, he just likes the sound of his own voice.

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400-otd.bsky.social•8 days ago

I wish he’d go slower; I’m trying to take notes.

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williamthecat.bsky.social•8 days ago

You ever look at your hands.....? I mean, really look at them...?

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trunorth999.bsky.social•7 days ago

Huh?

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misssunderstood.bsky.social•8 days ago

He’s so bloody cringy!

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magnolia888.bsky.social•7 days ago

WTAF?

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hollyhoye.bsky.social•8 days ago

I once saw a junior debater give this same pointless oratory with precisely this energy. His team won the debate, proving that nothing matters but the vibes, and having your dad on the judging committee.

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juxtacognition.bsky.social•8 days ago

I want to make a joke here about bees communicating through a wiggle dance and make bees being essentially useless, but I won't.

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juxtacognition.bsky.social•8 days ago

*male

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markc-289.bsky.social•7 days ago

For all those who have forgotten their elementary school science &, from PP’s comments, think the bees are having sex with the flowers, I thought I would share this video for some clarification:
https://youtu.be/qWc8X6YeTv8?si=-sPVYFLb8OUwuC_D
🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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davekeonscousin.bsky.social•8 days ago

He's so proud of his fucking nonsense.

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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Musk vibes.

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yycyyg.bsky.social•7 days ago

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jetaitkens.bsky.social•8 days ago

Nazi “they’re vermin and must be eradicated” vibes.

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eveexamines.bsky.social•7 days ago

The faces in the background! Also, this is way better than his electricity lecture. I still have trouble believing it was him who did that and not some nameless backbencher who promptly disappeared.

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torontokate.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oh no. I did not know he was this bad. Between this and electricity from lightening, he's weirder than I thought he was

And I'm sure there are other examples..

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sjonespoet.bsky.social•7 days ago

Reminds me of the “fertilization” president lol

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chrishill.bsky.social•8 days ago

Too many, or just enough?

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mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social•8 days ago

Yes.

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oclsc.bsky.social•6 days ago

No flies on Pierre!

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mtsteph.bsky.social•7 days ago

crazy bastards!

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s1mplen0mad.bsky.social•8 days ago

False. Neither flies nor bees make honey: They take everything from the sky, just like the electricians.⚡️🐝.

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spouti.bsky.social•8 days ago

I would not vote for him for class president.

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dpoolie.bsky.social•7 days ago

Poilievre didn't need the mushrooms.

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damningindignities.bsky.social•7 days ago

Might have been a flashback

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kelowna777.bsky.social•8 days ago

Was that at bandcamp? 😅

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white-fire.bsky.social•7 days ago

The faces are priceless.

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real2roosters.bsky.social•6 days ago

Appease the Bees

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anemiab.bsky.social•8 days ago

No wonder he likes Maralardass. He tosses the same type of word salad. 😒

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liseabetta.bsky.social•7 days ago

Similar to these yokels. FB/right-wing disinformation has really messed up many of the farmers that I used to know and respect.

https://www.producer.com/news/sask-rms-take-tough-stance-on-carbon-dioxide/

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