remember everyone who called obama and biden “tyrants”? you have my personal permission to tell them all to get fucked with pointy pinecones - ThreadSky

goldengateblond.bsky.social • 2 days ago

remember everyone who called obama and biden “tyrants”? you have my personal permission to tell them all to get fucked with pointy pinecones

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thadpovey.bsky.social•2 days ago

Coniferk yerself

thadpovey.bsky.social•2 days ago

(Not directed at you)

robotbrain.bsky.social•2 days ago

I remember all the pearl clutching because a tan suit was "unpresidential"

goatchek.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pointy pinecones? That sounds uncomfortable. Ok. I will.

gordonvincent.bsky.social•2 days ago

do we have permission to fuck them with pointy pinecones ourselves?

tehmud.bsky.social•2 days ago

Heading out to my front yard right now. Alright old friend. You let us climb you as kids. You gave us shelter and shade during storms. You survived the storms. We know you're leaving us soon but its time for one last dance. Your pine to shine.

citizen-v.bsky.social•2 days ago

I prefer "sit & swivel on a dried up corn cob"

rangerwinslow.bsky.social•2 days ago

Covered in poison ivy.

bluedotredsea.bsky.social•2 days ago

Cactus held sideways, too.

greeblehaus.bsky.social•1 day ago

And they STILL are.

subversionropean.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Dear tool,

In regards to your expressing your opinion that Presidents Obama and / or Biden were "tyrants",
Please go fuck yourself with a pointy pinecone at your earliest convenience.

Yous truly,
....
"

quantum-man.bsky.social•2 days ago

pineapples and cactus

dcnative3.bsky.social•2 days ago

Prefer a chainsaw…..sideways.

emtpche.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh you can do better than pointy pinecones. I'm thinking hammers are a good start

grannyturtle45.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m in favor of using cholla cactus segments.

cranialbug.bsky.social•2 days ago

Also worthless, those two ghouls.

pitusa.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nettles, lots of nettles.

m0n90053.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've made the central point to others recently, but also BURNING pointy pinecones, if you ask me

drspalding.bsky.social•2 days ago

Pinecones wrapped up in a fucking ball of fishing line, lures, and hooks pulled from a scummy fish pond.

Fuck those fucking fucks.

4legsrgood.bsky.social•2 days ago

I prefer a rusty chainsaw but do carry on.

cameron-westerner.bsky.social•2 days ago

“Amen” and other hollow fake stuff

figurine1007.bsky.social•2 days ago

A kick in the ass is also a common remedy.

subversionropean.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mmm... feels weak. Any thoughts on footwear...?

figurine1007.bsky.social•2 days ago

rude slang
1. A humiliating disappointment or setback.
2. A rebuke that is intended to or serves to motivate one to improve.

It isn't meant literally. But sure, maybe cleats.

subversionropean.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, I... had a feeling.

figurine1007.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

annatachcojimenez.bsky.social•2 days ago

My hubby just had to take out a big old cactus in our yard. There’s still some in the green bin. I’ll be right there.

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