waiter: would you like to know the one thing on the menu we’re out of tonight? me: no no I’ll find it thanks - ThreadSky

whatsjo.bsky.social • 103 days ago

waiter: would you like to know the one thing on the menu we’re out of tonight?

me: no no I’ll find it thanks

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themagicman1.bsky.social•102 days ago

Waiter: comfortable sir?

Me: no no, come for food

jwfantasy.bsky.social•102 days ago

My daughter used to joke I should order three dinners in the hope ONE would still be available

jesusdontcare.bsky.social•102 days ago

I can find five things with no problem whatsoever. “What do you mean, you’re out of water?”

madorangeking.bsky.social•102 days ago

Or as we used to say, "Hi, is ANYTHING alright?"

hollisha64.bsky.social•103 days ago

This is why I love going out to eat with my mother. If anyone’s order if going to be wrong, it’s hers

sodareview.bsky.social•103 days ago

But what soda did you order ?

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

Always Coca~Cola🎶

sodareview.bsky.social•103 days ago

Good cola, safe selection, but you should get out and taste the world.

shaneb82.bsky.social•102 days ago

😂😂

luckypants0.bsky.social•102 days ago

🤣 hahaha that’s me!

dougwar40k.bsky.social•103 days ago

No fair picking okra, that's like Where's Waldo for Babies, where there are only seven other people in the scene and they're all Robert Smith from the Cure.

silverpete.bsky.social•103 days ago

And I thought that was my super power

1charlee5.bsky.social•102 days ago

It's usually the food I'm craving!

eleigh03.bsky.social•103 days ago

It will be the first thing I try to order.

popandmarsh.bsky.social•102 days ago

This hahaha

idvssuperego.bsky.social•103 days ago

You: OooOohhh this sounds interest--
Waiter: We don't have it. We never had it.

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

every time!

phyllisdietrichson.bsky.social•102 days ago

😂

patschu5.bsky.social•102 days ago

That’s a good one!

imstillmasking.bsky.social•102 days ago

this is epic 😂

torekdva.bsky.social•102 days ago

🤣🤣 working on the other end, I can tell you, once we run out of that one thing, every customer in existence comes in to order it. Idk how they know but they do

medknight.bsky.social•103 days ago

So true! lol

daveyb0072.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hahaha, that's funny!

twidget.wtf•103 days ago

Went to a restaurant in DC once and they were out of the first three things I tried to order, so they brought me what they had and drinks for free. Not the worst night I’ve had.

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

Oh I love that!

twidget.wtf•103 days ago

I did my best to make sure that the drinks had a noticeable impact on the months P&L statement. The next day at work was um unproductive…

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

😂😂😂

henribreboeuf.bsky.social•103 days ago

Truth!

jennsplat.bsky.social•102 days ago

snugss.bsky.social•103 days ago

I find it very validating to be told that they're out of what I wanted because that's how I know I ordered correctly. They're not gonna be out of the stuff that sucks. I solved the puzzle and my reward is panic as I try to pick something else in 16 seconds.

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

Genius

kazfeist.bsky.social•103 days ago

🤣🤣

betchpuddin.bsky.social•103 days ago

I’m annoyed I relate to this

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

I think I’m psychic

betchpuddin.bsky.social•103 days ago

Yeah but like in the WORST way. Like you wake up with a feeling of scarcity and then go take a dump and are 💯 outta TP.

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

girl you gotta check first!! Lmao

betchpuddin.bsky.social•103 days ago

It’s like totally a metaphor….not at ALL anecdotal…..not at ALL why there’s always a towel/clean washcloth within waddling distance….or something.

dnikkel.bsky.social•102 days ago

Haha so true

sjsue.bsky.social•102 days ago

That’s me!!

i-will-survive.bsky.social•102 days ago

😂

rileywest.bsky.social•102 days ago

Saaaaaame. 🤦🏻‍♀️

mrmambo.bsky.social•103 days ago

We all have our special powers

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

🔮

rondraper.bsky.social•103 days ago

Whatever you’re most in the mood for?

myrth23.bsky.social•103 days ago

Hahaha so true 😂 it me!

dchadpage.bsky.social•102 days ago

You can't possibly be better at this than my wife.

On a side note, I ordered a waffle at waffle House once and they told me they were out.

z0phn.bsky.social•103 days ago

I feel seen.

whatsjo.bsky.social•103 days ago

❤️

alltoorachael.bsky.social•102 days ago

I feel SEEN! and it’s almost always the only item I found on the menu that I will eat bc im a picky vegetarian so when it happens I’m like “🙄 just a fucking side of fries, then”

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