Roll call for Bluesky centipede, just tell me where you want to be and why and I’ll start the spreadsheet. I’ve got the front bc of claustrophobia. And I want to be able to smoke weed while my mutuals are feeding off me. - ThreadSky

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social • 34 days ago

Roll call for Bluesky centipede, just tell me where you want to be and why and I’ll start the spreadsheet.

I’ve got the front bc of claustrophobia. And I want to be able to smoke weed while my mutuals are feeding off me.

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possiblykim123.bsky.social•34 days ago

I’m short so I’d like to request sitting on some shoulders to see what’s happening.

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Granted. But you’re sewn into shoulders.

possiblykim123.bsky.social•34 days ago

I’m cool with that.

eelaware.bsky.social•34 days ago

I don't support this in any way shape or form
Blocked, reported, name hand delivered personally to Satan for soul repossession

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Your defensive suggests arousal. You can just take tasteful B&W pics. For posterity.

eelaware.bsky.social•34 days ago

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

We hired the right person for then job!!!!! Just don’t share the pics E.

simulflow.bsky.social•34 days ago

Aw! I like the very front. But I would go a couple of segments back if I had to.

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Because of your dedication, you can have the Hydra position and we’ll co-front this band of merry pranksters.

simulflow.bsky.social•34 days ago

Woo! *preens antennae*

amberkitty.bsky.social•34 days ago

Just put me wherever, I’m not good at making decisions

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Okay. Writing down Amberkitty flexible. Got it.

amberkitty.bsky.social•34 days ago

I like your style

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Ditto :)

yippyskippy.bsky.social•34 days ago

Student manager, please. I’ll provide water and towels from the bench, and take photos for the BlueSky yearbook.

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Okay. But you better be Johnny on the Spot with water and the puke bucket Skip.

yippyskippy.bsky.social•34 days ago

On it!

larryedvickers.bsky.social•34 days ago

As long as the person in front showers regularly and the one behind doesn't make fun of my balloon knot I am good wherever.

burritozen.net•34 days ago

Not it

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

ButritoZen. Back. Got it.

burritozen.net•34 days ago

Listen here Beeffart Crouton I don't want to be a part of your weird bsky fetish list.

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

You already are - in the corridors of my mind.

burritozen.net•34 days ago

*shudders*

geistx.bsky.social•34 days ago

Um. Can we be a Cerberus centipede because I don’t eat ass.

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Hahah you don’t have to. You can take the head. I’ll
go anywhere really. For the experience.

geistx.bsky.social•34 days ago

Wanna be behind me? 😏😂🤭

sunflower410.bsky.social•34 days ago

I’ll be somewhere in the middle. I’m freezing and need the extra body heat. Also, fun could ensue.

cthulhu-grim34.bsky.social•34 days ago

I want the front. Just so I can eat terrible food and have everyone else know

hollyholightly.bsky.social•34 days ago

I call end spot

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

No take backs. You’re the bravest among us. And you may fart recklessly and your bum chum will just have to sit with it.

hollyholightly.bsky.social•34 days ago

noooo, I meant second like the end but realized there’d be more ppl and im stoned your honor

hollyholightly.bsky.social•34 days ago

brooo! go charge your phone lol

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Living on the edge 😂😂

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

And I just cleaned out the port with a paperclip and you should have seen the amount of fur was in there.

hollyholightly.bsky.social•34 days ago

wanna fart with abandon

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

I am dead 💀

But I have bad news

hollyholightly.bsky.social•34 days ago

look, we’re all doing it except you so I might as well get the freedom to do what I want with my bottom half

beefhurtcretin.bsky.social•34 days ago

I am taking turns at every position. Doc says I can just use Velcro attachments.

hollyholightly.bsky.social•34 days ago

ok, I support this team player attitude

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