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volts.wtf
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10 days ago
The glued-on parts of the cybertruck are falling off. Satire is dead.
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aeglestroll.bsky.social
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8 days ago
No. That was Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
Satire is currently unwell but sitting up in bed.
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not-col-sanders.bsky.social
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10 days ago
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pointc.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Must have been Elmer's. Should have used Gorilla Glue. 🤷♂️
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gedalia.bsky.social
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10 days ago
They are just trying to share themselves with the world.
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zinfangal.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Projectile panels and this loon wants to control our airspace. God save us all.
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erstwhilecon.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Wait until they've been sitting around in the hot sun for a few years. I'll avoid following one, for sure. Lol.
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lordredstone.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Two things:
That car has a total of 10 polygons and one of them is a "COSMETIC exterior trim panel"?
Where?
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lordredstone.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Second: Why did we even start torching them if they were going to be recalled anyway?
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observerbs.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Concerning.
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chriscornish.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Does the armoured version that they were trying to spend $400 million on have glued on bulletproof panels too?
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ken-kenny-kenneth.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Would the glue break if you shot it with an arrow, though?
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billyjones.bsky.social
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10 days ago
It's bullet proof-ish. Up to the point the bullet actually makes contact.
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missv3rbatim.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Also:
https://oaklandside.org/2025/03/18/cybertruck-crash-report-says-witness-could-not-open-door-to-save-victims/
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rootysmom.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Sell anything Tesla. It is junk. Sell the stock because Musk is evil. Don’t buy Starlink or support X social media. Make Musk and remaining investors pay for supporting the Hitler loving CEO who is dismantling our democracy.
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arfisk.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Waiting for the wheels...
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mark-darson.bsky.social
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10 days ago
Can't make this shit up.
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citisven.bsky.social
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10 days ago
But metaphor is alive and kickin’
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Satire is currently unwell but sitting up in bed.
That car has a total of 10 polygons and one of them is a "COSMETIC exterior trim panel"?
Where?
https://oaklandside.org/2025/03/18/cybertruck-crash-report-says-witness-could-not-open-door-to-save-victims/