I spend 17% of my life watching my dogs go to the bathroom. I spend 83% of my life wondering if my dogs have to go to the bathroom. - ThreadSky

pmskinner.bsky.social • 31 days ago

I spend 17% of my life watching my dogs go to the bathroom.

I spend 83% of my life wondering if my dogs have to go to the bathroom.

Comments

trumpwho.bsky.social•31 days ago

Sounds just like my wife

chooface.bsky.social•31 days ago

as long as we're doing statistics . . .

i spend 65% of my life untangling the dog leashes
i spend 35% of my life looking for the leashes to untangle

also: dog hair is 97% of my daily fiber intake

frogdog3.bsky.social•30 days ago

My percentages are a little lower. 15 percent worry he’s peed on the bath mat

joleneandgrant.bsky.social•31 days ago

oh so true here too!

sergeantgoldmaw.bsky.social•31 days ago

Sounds like life is good.

oldpaul.bsky.social•31 days ago

Same.

hollywoodindc.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thank you I need a good laugh. I would modify this slightly. 17% watching 50% wondering and 33% planning my day around it.

kmyerssassenach.bsky.social•31 days ago

Anyone with a dog can certainly relate to this!

flashmaggie.bsky.social•31 days ago

They go to your bathroom?

isnark.bsky.social•31 days ago

One of my dogs taps at the door and then the other one runs out. First dog walks away. On and on. First dog is my avi. Harper is a 6 year old yellow American lab and not her baby sister’s (rescue, mostly vulture) biggest fan. 🤣

resister999.bsky.social•31 days ago

Lol and den I gotta pee too! All night!

juphoff.bsky.social•31 days ago

Cats are great that way: it's 0% / 0%.

sunflower4lite.bsky.social•31 days ago

Yeah but with cats have litterbox duty😸

juphoff.bsky.social•31 days ago

I can schedule that around my needs, though, rather than theirs. :)

nederkat.bsky.social•31 days ago

Where are the poop bags!?

Ever try to open one with your gloves on in minus 10 because you forgot to pre-open it ?

carlastone.bsky.social•31 days ago

Is anyone here at @bsky.app watching #Puppy_Bowl ? Of course, when we follow you, we get Puppy Bowl and the kitties' half time show every day. Adopt, don't shop.

innerspacegirl.bsky.social•31 days ago

and all this on top of spending 100% of your time hoping in vain to dodge MeanCat's dastardly deeds/requirements!

sandraolson.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thanks for the laugh out loud moment because this is so true.

shineyalbatross.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ahahahaha

nanasing78.bsky.social•30 days ago

I can relate! Also spending of time picking it up!

rescuemom.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂

kpholl.bsky.social•31 days ago

Wow. That hit home. 🤣

joblogs.bsky.social•31 days ago

What do they do in this bathroom?

bdonohoe.bsky.social•31 days ago

My husband and I were just saying we talk a lot about our dog's bathroom habits, did he poop, did it look, smell normal, how many times has he gone today? A lot like having young children!