5yo: Can I have a cookie?
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Me: The rule is no treats before dinner
5: I'm taking a cookie
Me: You know you aren't allowed.
5: *climbing on a chair and taking a handful of cookies*
Me: That's literally against the rules!
5: *munching on a mouthful of cookies*
This post isn't about cookies.
Comments
"Force" the feds to illegally stop them and blow this thing wide open to the public.
Clearly the only sane response.
Me: I'm your father
5: So what?
Me: Go to your room
5: Mommmmm dad's being mean to me.
chocolate
SMACKS HIS ASS AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM
a jail cell will do...
America?
No means no.
Explanation for the zillenialz :
It was called “spanking”.
Google it.
So give this 5 year old son of yours another cookie.
He just made a great point.
This isn't about a child.
The 5 year old still acts 5 years old, but shits himself like a 1 year old
The cookie is the country we have built
What’s missing from the scenario is the framework of brownshirts supporting the 5 year old
😂😂😂
Before you all reign hell down on me -NO I am NOT advocating violence against Children.
I was merely pushing the narrative to the other extreme.
Children AND Adults should all however understand that “no” means “no” for a reason
N’est pas ?
5: that's ok. The VP says the courts don't matter. That I am the almighty poweful Oz. So I get my cookies and get to eat them too.
You: soon, because of you, there will be no more cookies, for anyone.
“if you eat cookies now, there will never another cookie.”