😭 😭 😭 Instead of “He just smiled & gave me a vegemite sandwich” ☠️
I LOVE posts about the WRONG lyrics to songs! I can’t believe we’re watching you learn this in real time though, Clare! 🤣 Someone thought John Mellencamp “The Authority Song” was “when I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins” 🎤 🤣
I LOVE posts about the WRONG lyrics to songs! I can’t believe we’re watching you learn this in real time though, Clare! 🤣 Someone thought John Mellencamp “The Authority Song” was “when I fight with Dorothy, Dorothy always wins” 🎤 🤣
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Oh my god I always thought the lyrics were "I gave you a bit of my sandwich " ohh 🙈🙈🤣🤣
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Well played!! 🤣
Actual lyrics:
"With the birds I'll share this lonely viewin..."
My lyrics:
"With the blood I shed along with you and..."
I was VERY messed up.
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And now in my head!
https://bsky.app/profile/greglovelace.bsky.social/post/3lmpgrvggok2b
You meant pretending to? I know why the pigeon followed him!!! 😭
I love Pigeons 😁
Morning Greg 😚
You're The Wobbly Dog.
From Grease.
Hendrix 🎶 ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy” $
And my fav
Legend of Davy Crockett. 🎶Born in the hills of Tennessee. Killed in a bar when he was three..🎶
I used to use my Disco Robo (two ninety-nine, i gotta make it mine) tape player to slow down songs and write the lyrics. All so i could sing along if a song came on randomly on the school bus.
It's the advertising campaign jingle for the Disco Robo that played non-stop that Christmas(1985?). It was an African American in the ad, so I thought it might have been universal.
"I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" 🤣🤣🤣 was the first song I deciphered.
You dig the crew on the fattest hip hop record!
He touch the kinks and sinks into it the sounds
She (🙋♀️) frequents the fattest joints caught underground 🎤
😁
….. we cool like that ✌️
👏 👏
“There’s a bathroom on the right.”
Creedence Clearwater
& of course how can anyone forget Billy Joel’s Ode to Tony Danza… 🤪
👏 👏 👏 😁 All of his are!!
And he’s one of the best posters on 🦋
❤️
I’m so far ahead I’m running behind. 🥴
But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Irreverent blue jeans, babe!
I first tried fitting these lyrics to AC / DC my head was 🤯 🤣
👏
"Get loose, rubber moose!"
🤣 🤣 🫣
👏 👏
Why would someone write a song about that in the 70’s 😭
next time I sing it 😉😎😅
Streetlights, people
Heaven’s just a fucking moose
Hidin', somewhere in the night
I think “heaven’s just a fucking moose hiding somewhere in the night” is more thought provoking
🎤 One, two, three four!! Come on baby, say you love me!! Five, six, seven, NINE!!! 🎤
🤔 ? 🧮 😂
In 19 days
IRS GONNA BE MAY
Ok, now I’m looking them up online.
🎤 We built this city on SAUSAGE ROLLS!! 🎤
WILL ALWAYS LOVE JUUUUUIIIUCE YEAH ALWAYS LOOOVVVE JUUUUUUUUUUUICE
🎤… You know the flow!
But don’t try to rush it!
So FIGHT IT LIKE A FORCE,
and let nature take its course!! 🎤
☝️ real mistake I made in a lip sync, we had no internet!! 🤣 And where were my PARENTS??
Hey Dude
“I wanna hold your ham” 🎤
🤣
This is how to start a weekend!
Thanks Clare!! 🤣
@clareraynor.bsky.social
Although I do sometimes get them mixed up!
Snoopy hang on!
I had to look it up!! 😭 😭 🤣
And by the way there's a website of misheard lyrics https://kissthisguy.com
https://youtu.be/QhVhK-VVeXo?si=tESfLwiwouLgySyU
He is covered in goat piss
And the joke is
When he awoke his body was covered in goat piss.
Canadian band Sloane.
I’m DYING!!! 😭 😭 🤣
That’s 💯 what that says!!! 🤣
I follow him, too.
Uppa Buppa were so high.
I always sort of liked it.
And no one else has this one except you and your grand kids!!! 🥹 oh… ❤️
😂