What would YOU do if they triggered your fight or flight response and you couldn’t fly? FIX BEAKS! MAKE READY! HOLDDD! - ThreadSky

zansky.bsky.social•6 days ago

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raffles8.bsky.social•8 days ago

We need a
#NationalPenguinDay

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ogredragon.bsky.social•8 days ago

"You May fire when ready, Gridley" Commodore George Dewey to Captain Charles Vernon Gridley

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theaberdie.bsky.social•8 days ago

Oh nooooo.
Our courageous warriors didn't get their wee jetpacks.

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slappysquirrel2000.bsky.social•8 days ago

Flippers up!

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shimmyshake72.bsky.social•8 days ago

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oblyn.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤣

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guttersharp.bsky.social•8 days ago

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earthfan.bsky.social•8 days ago

Hut, one, two three four.

https://youtu.be/y0Kw5He2azQ?si=cz6YLGTAV2Ln9uvX

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magpieoz.bsky.social•8 days ago

Penguins are Australian, they don't do that sort of thing.

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earthfan.bsky.social•7 days ago

Aussies don’t have marching chants?

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magpieoz.bsky.social•7 days ago

No, we aren't posers

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earthfan.bsky.social•7 days ago

https://youtu.be/aT_q7qLGk9U?si=5hMHtB7stjCJw4NO

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earthfan.bsky.social•7 days ago

Good point.

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heenahere.bsky.social•8 days ago

These penguin posts are just too good! I want to hire their social media person.
@heardislandgov.bsky.social

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moldyteeth.bsky.social•7 days ago

Penguins will do the same thing most of us would.

Waddle away.

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drbearbaker.bsky.social•8 days ago

That's US marine Corps talk Fix Bayonets, charge.🤣

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heardislandgov.bsky.social•8 days ago

Or if you prefer, JL Chamberlain of the 20th Maine ;)

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magpieoz.bsky.social•8 days ago

The penguins are Australian, Australian bayonet charges were much feared in WW1 and 2

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battleax-70.bsky.social•8 days ago

HELLA Y E A H !!!!

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catman52.bsky.social•7 days ago

🇺🇸❤️🐧

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zth3m8.bsky.social•7 days ago

Fight of course
that's the only other option

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cynphil24.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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oogaboogey.bsky.social•8 days ago

BEAK WALL!!!

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headsturn25.bsky.social•8 days ago

Run

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mtbwes.bsky.social•8 days ago

ive been thinking about your air superiority..... it dont get much meaner than a Canadian goose... those bitches are like fighting a flying snake..... i bet theyd be down

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popeye49.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂🤣

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nemstra.bsky.social•8 days ago

Check out USA’s ‘70s Operation Deep Freeze when a nuclear reactor had a meltdown in Antarctica. 1 million cubic metres of ice had to be removed & dumped somewhere (probably a South Pacific island).

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d-a-d.bsky.social•8 days ago

I guess that kicking asses is not their forte...

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nigelnomates.bsky.social•8 days ago

Gentoo are pretty fierce,but short, wait until USA meets the Genthrees though!

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zigzackly.bsky.social•8 days ago

Fight, flight, freeze, fawn. Two out of four is good.

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vivelux.bsky.social•8 days ago

Heard Island Government bringing it 💪🏻 #FlippersUp

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pushkin99.bsky.social•8 days ago

You get my (elephant) seal of approval. Arf arf.

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niamhsea.bsky.social•7 days ago

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1stackmack.bsky.social•8 days ago

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heardislandgov.bsky.social•8 days ago

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1stackmack.bsky.social•8 days ago

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stephscythes.bsky.social•7 days ago

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joannefirth.bsky.social•8 days ago

Dig a deep hole and hide?

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hidinginthecracks.bsky.social•7 days ago

Friends, Penguins, Seals, send me your fears and I will destroy them.

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wikipickie.bsky.social•7 days ago

Ok, can our Sniper penguins get ready asap?!

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kclark.bsky.social•8 days ago

Unleash hell!

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gerritb.bsky.social•8 days ago

🪖🐧🫡

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katmike.bsky.social•7 days ago

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johnwthompson.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ask friends for help.

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thenightrabbit.bsky.social•8 days ago

"He's getting behind us, he's on our six, Mav!"
I'm NOT leaving my non-wingman...

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mrdahl15.bsky.social•8 days ago

All the pics of penguins have made this week somewhat less terrifying.

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gingerjanethebendy.bsky.social•8 days ago

Beautiful day for a protest in downtown Mt Vernon WA. The penguin signs were bountiful.

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fil2smile.bsky.social•8 days ago

Fight fight fight to the very end.

NO! SURENDER OR QUATERS GIVEN TO THE... BULLY, WHO IS MUCH MORE SCARED AND INSECURE TNAN HIS POSTURING MIGHT SUGGEST.

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revbrown.bsky.social•8 days ago

Wait to shoot til you see the white of their...fuck it, just shoot at the old white guys.

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heardislandgov.bsky.social•8 days ago

❤️💫

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philthebrit.bsky.social•8 days ago

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caffeinehusky.bsky.social•7 days ago

Smack them into a hole in the ice for the Polar 🐻‍❄ to have a meal!

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barneyflintstone.bsky.social•8 days ago

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vangoghsear69.bsky.social•7 days ago

Lesson no. 1: Take a dump on the swasticars.

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atltoyyz.bsky.social•8 days ago

Off to the ‘Hands Off’ protest!!😡

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largeslowtarget.bsky.social•7 days ago

I would use the Kung-Fu and psychological weapons.

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karenklw.bsky.social•6 days ago

😂🙌

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mssmartypants60.bsky.social•8 days ago

And I see they have their elbows up!

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mabellucie.bsky.social•8 days ago

🤗👍🤣

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sydneyev.bsky.social•7 days ago

I would first consider a reciprocal tariff on shaved ice.

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ajsappleaday.bsky.social•7 days ago

Copyright the tuxedo? 🤔

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trixiebelden75.bsky.social•8 days ago

🇦🇶🇰🇾

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keith-85.bsky.social•8 days ago

Flippers up !

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strykie187.bsky.social•8 days ago

💯💯💯

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nigelnomates.bsky.social•8 days ago

You don't want to mess with a Macaroni Penguin, they have ties to the mafia...

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strykie187.bsky.social•8 days ago

😅🎯😅

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vangoghsear69.bsky.social•7 days ago

Just sent this to my sister. We’re dying. 😂

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strykie187.bsky.social•7 days ago

😅💯😅

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vangoghsear69.bsky.social•6 days ago

The Pasta Penguins are the worst! 😂

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henribreboeuf.bsky.social•8 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/gmf1369.bsky.social/post/3llzmzgasds2t

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vangoghsear69.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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smilingmoosemainah.bsky.social•4 days ago

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stockholmgooner.bsky.social•8 days ago

That’s why the belly-slide was invented to begin with.

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julialt.bsky.social•7 days ago

A hard stare, beaks fixed, flippers up

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lordfeline.bsky.social•8 days ago

M

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surlysimon.bsky.social•8 days ago

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surlysimon.bsky.social•8 days ago

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emerald0013.bsky.social•8 days ago

Launch tactical penguins!!!

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earthfan.bsky.social•8 days ago

Elon tried to open a Tesla dealership. Not buying his shoddy goods. Nor a local DOGe chapter.

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vangoghsear69.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oh dear, they are gnarly fighters!

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genkidesuu.bsky.social•8 days ago

I love that you exist. Thank you 💗

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bosworthtudor.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wish I'd had just a few of these guys at Bosworth. That would have been epic.

Penguins of Heard Islands > White Rose of York.

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take2.bsky.social•8 days ago

Flippers up!

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polecat3066.bsky.social•8 days ago

Is it wrong to think that if I could go to a protest I would do it in a Penguin costume?

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everoptimistic123.bsky.social•7 days ago

As a flightless trans, I feel this. Lol

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misscc42.bsky.social•8 days ago

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caradblair.bsky.social•8 days ago

Birds of a feather 😁

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misscc42.bsky.social•8 days ago

Here’s a close up.

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heardislandgov.bsky.social•8 days ago

Love the unity, diversity, and various ages in this!

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misscc42.bsky.social•8 days ago

My little one insisted on the nest, I added the pebbles.

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pjmacwriter.bsky.social•8 days ago

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olecoug.bsky.social•8 days ago

New leader of penguins

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niamhsea.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hell no.

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neverreverend.bsky.social•8 days ago

Nope nope nope

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earthfan.bsky.social•8 days ago

They are suspicious of his promises to be dictator, just for a day.

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vangoghsear69.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

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tinkiegurl.bsky.social•8 days ago

He's the enemy.

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adewright.bsky.social•8 days ago

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debbietrainer3.bsky.social•8 days ago

elbows up!!

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gonzofrog.bsky.social•7 days ago

If god had wanted penguins to fly
he would have made them birds
and given them feathers and wings

............. ohh, wait a minute

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sazerac66.bsky.social•8 days ago

😂 love it!

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darkwinganka.bsky.social•8 days ago

I'd bite back!

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chatmeups.bsky.social•8 days ago

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ct0707.bsky.social•8 days ago

In recent years I've been needing to use a rollator to walk so I use my voice and writing/typing more to take a stand against the little dictator-wannabe & his regime.

Stand strong my feathered friends! You may not be able to fly in the air, but you are masters of "flying" in the water.

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