Not only did Han shoot first he’s the only one who shot. - ThreadSky

jaketapper.bsky.social • 664 days ago

Not only did Han shoot first he’s the only one who shot.

Reposted from GlenCodes

Han shot first.

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colonel.bsky.social•664 days ago

You are correct, but try convincing a blaster obsessed galaxy of that.

guntoucher.bsky.social•664 days ago

ive always been fascinated by the theatrical release. following korea, the civil right movement, and vietnam, watching the death star explode in 1977 must have been crazy. i know you're not *that* old but im saying

jaketapper.bsky.social•664 days ago

I was 8

kevdog.bsky.social•663 days ago

I was 13 that summer and saw it at least 20 times

lloydw.bsky.social•664 days ago

It’s just the heartwarming story of a farm boy who comes under the influence of a religious cleric, who recruits him into an insurgency that later bombs a military installation.

brentley.bsky.social•663 days ago

There are a few of us on bluesky who wrangled invites despite having seen star wars in the theater when it first came out.

xirclebox.com•664 days ago

Greedo never knew what hit him

narendra.bsky.social•663 days ago

I think @jaketapper.bsky.social is saying Han shot solo.

stayplayingnick.com•663 days ago

Then they made it even worse with agreed I exclaiming this. 😩

stayplayingnick.com•663 days ago

*Greedo damn it.

hayleyinvestments.com•663 days ago

Maybe he was standing his ground, Jake...

adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com•664 days ago

First, last, only

dantaylor.bsky.social•663 days ago

First and last.

tonyp.bsky.social•664 days ago

True… but oh, that George…

mistyksnow.bsky.social•664 days ago

Everyone knows Han is the only one fired. Anyone who says otherwise is liar!

calculon.bsky.social•664 days ago

Next you'll tell me that Han didn't subsequently have a momentum-killing five minute conversation recapitulating that exact scene with a surprisingly mobile Jabba the Hutt in Docking Bay 94

wetmascara.bsky.social•663 days ago

Wait wait wait, in what episode of Star Trek did this happen?

(*Somewhere my son's head is exploding because of this reply)

tombridge.com•663 days ago

It’s such a disappointment that scene got ruined. It’s such a watering down of Han Solo

tolgamert.nl•664 days ago

He had already signed up for all these stuff. Anybody knows outer rim ain't safe..

glencodes.dev•664 days ago

Yes! Exactly!

richardeaglespoon.com•664 days ago

Anyone who wants Han to have not shot first wants Han to be a fundamentally different character.

jaketapper.bsky.social•664 days ago

Exactly right

notalegalrecord.net•663 days ago

he was just “standing his ground”

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